Happy Birthday Candace Cameron, the Best Geek Burger with Cheese That I Don’t Know.

Happy Belated Birthday to Candace Cameron or as I continually refer to her as “DJ” or sometimes pronounced “Deeej.”  I typically stick my chin out when I do that as way to look more like Stephanie Judith Tanner.  I’m sure I totally look like a geek burger with cheese when I do it, but I […]

Ant Becky and Uncle Jesse Still Doing Their “Taxes?”

I only want to live in a world where everything is constantly about Full House.  Is that too much to ask?  Look, I read “The Secret” and it says that I need to put out into the universe exactly what I want and, in turn, I will get it.  Well, for the 100th time (today), […]

Buy the House Where Papouli Died!

They call me Papouli because Grandpa sounds so old!  Oopa!  I am tipping over my couch as we speak to find all the spare change I can get my hands on so that I can fulfil my pathetic life dream of owning the Full House house.  Yes, my friends, the Full House house is for […]

IBBB Exclusive: John Stamos Extortion Photos and Blackmail Pictures!

Breaking News:  Word has spread throughout the world (I have no idea) about the John Stamos extortion and blackmail plot (da-da-dunnnn).   An alleged white-trash-honky-tonk couple were threatening to sell secret photos of John Stamos to the tabloids unless Uncle Jesse paid them $680,000 (da-da-dunnnnn)!  Supposedly these pictures would tarnish the good name that is John […]

Breaking News: Papouli Comes Back to Life, Signs Up for Twitter.

In keeping with the Full House theme of the week/my life, it seems Papouli has come back to life and has signed up for a Twitter account.  Who knew he was so technologically advanced?!  Anyoopa, Papouli is hitting up his Full House family now that he’s back from the dead and he’s letting them know […]

Jodie Sweetin's Book, "unSweetined," Will Be My New Bible

Praise Jesus Claus, Santa Christ, and the Holy Mr. Bear!  Jodie Sweetin has a new book coming out titled, “unSweetined,” which is a memoir of her life.  Now personally I would have called it either of the following: “How Rude: How Mr. Bear Got Me Hooked on Wine and Meth” or something catchier like, “I […]

Remember That Episode of Full House When Stephanie Had to Get Glasses and She Had a Dream Her Glasses Were Huge….

…well these are where those glasses finally ended up.  Lourdes…um….Lourdes Blank?  Does she have a last name?  Anyway, Lourdes Madonnastein, her Kabbalah unibrow, her Stephanie Tanner glasses, her Frenchie jacket, and her billions of “soon to be inherited” dollars left the Kabbalah center and, well, that’s about it.  Funny joke about glasses.  Funny joke about unibrow. Check. […]

An Indistinguishable Olsen Smokes and Kisses. Looks Like She Learned A Lot from Gia's Makeout Party!

Papouli must be rolling over in his grave right now. Oppa! Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen was caught smoking and making out with someone on the streets of New York City over the weekend.  Looks like someone learned a thing or two from watching reruns of the Full House episode titled “Gia’s Makeout Party.”  Even though Stephanie never wanted […]

Lollipops and Gummi Bears are My Favorite Treat….

Me gusta all things Full House. I also “gusta” when IBBB readers basically do my job for me. It helps on days in which I am both hungover and not hungover. So let’s mix both of those things together and watch my favorite sister and yours, DJ Tanner sing “Lollipops and Gummi Bears are My […]

Who Will Get Custody of Mr. Bear?

Oh Sweetin. Oh my little Sweetin. My little Sweetin, poor Sweetin, I’d love to brush that meth out of your hair. Jodie Sweetin is totally trying to ruin my dream of her getting her own reality show and/or taking part in a future Full House reunion. Poor Stephanie Tanner is not allowed to see her […]

DJ Tanner is FINALLY Ready for Kathy Santone’s Pool Party!

I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure that all the work that I’ve been putting into practicing all the rules of the book “The Secret” are finally paying off because all things “Full House” are starting to manifest its way back into my life. Praise “The Secret!” Candace Cameron (aka Donna Jo […]

Full House Reunion! Finally Good Writing Will Be Back on Television. Moshi Moshi, Dude!

Yes, my friends, Jesus Claus and Santa Christ have both answered my prayers. Thanks to Uncle Jesse, there just may be the Full House reunion that the 10 of us have been waiting for all these years. I can finally stop my letter writing campaign to Congress! According to some skanks at OK! Magazine, DJ […]

The Jodie Sweetin Divorce = IBBB’s Opportunity

After receiving an alarming number of emails from readers and phone calls from friends, IBBB has be alerted that Stephanie Tanner has officially split from her husband. According to a close friend, Mr. Bear is a two-timing bastard. Jodie StepOnMe Tanner Sweetin has filed papers late last week in Orange Country, CA for legal separation […]

Ode to Papouli

As you know, I have an obsession with all things Full House. My unhealthy obsession hits tilt on the “Creepy-o-Meter” by how much I love the episode when Papouli dies. I literally have it saved on my Tivo and make my friends watch it every time they come to visit me in NYC and we […]

Papouli and Full House BOTH Tricked Me and I’m Bullsh*t!!!

If you are a regular reader of IBBB or know me on a personal level you know that my favorite episode of any show that was ever created was the episode of Full House when Papouli came to visit the Tanners and he kicked the bucket before the episode ended. I literally have this episode […]

Jodie Sweetin’s Reality Show: Jesus Claus Has Answered My Prayers!

Dust off the meth on Mr Bear because Jodie Sweetin and her husband, Cody, are in the process of filming their very own reality show. I’ve prayed to both Jesus Claus and Santa Christ that this reality show would, in fact, happen and it looks like we are so close to seeing it. The only […]

So Who Shows Up to a “Bob Saget Roast?”

Everyone and their mother was at the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast the other day. As a wise man once said “When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, when life is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look.” I’m not fully sure what that means, but the words were part of the […]

DJ Tanner and Stephanie Tanner: Reunited and It Feels So Good!

Not only did I get a ton of emails from you, the readers, about Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin together having lunch at The Ivy on Robertson Boulevard in LA, but the majority of you also let me know in the emails that Santa has answered my prayers. And you know what? It’s totally true. […]

DJ Tanner: No Longer a Geek Burger

Candace Cameron, of DJ as I still lovingly call her, is no longer a geek burger or a geek burger with cheese while she was at the Swing Vote movie premiere at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood just the other day. I’m thanking my Full House gods and/or Santa for bringing back DJ into […]

Jodie Sweetin Out and About (Minus Mr. Bear)

New first time mom, Jodie Sweetin and her husband, enjoyed a night out on the town while they had dinner at Hollywood hot spot, Koi. Damn! Looks like Jodie lost all of that baby weight. It also looks like Jodie lost a little something else and I can’t put my finger on it. Does her […]