…..well in a car. Ok, get your mind out of the gutter. Ellen DeGeneres was only a little banged up after she and her girlfriend, Portia de Rossi, were hit by an alleged drunk driver on Friday afternoon. Ironically, the woman banged into Ellen’s Porsche. One way or another Ellen is definitely getting banged in her Porsche or by her Portia. Ohhhh! I know, that was rotten.
The alleged drunko-palooza driver was arrested at the scene and charged with a DUI, not to be confused with an OPP.
Ellen has been complaining of some neck and back pain. The crazy-ass paparazzi happened to be right there and actually took the above pictures, although you can’t really see it.