Donna Martin was at the “Marshall’s ‘Til it Stops” event and the “Sojourn Shelter Services’ 30th Anniversary Gala” over the weekend telling people “don’t hit.” First off, I have no idea if the two above mentioned events are the same thing or not. Second, fine, Tori Spelling didn’t say “don’t hit,” but I think it would be great if she did. Even Jennifer Love Hewitt and her tied up boobs stopped by the event to show her support.
- Dinner was late
- I tripped on the roast and hit the doorknob
- I burnt the roast
- I accidentally answered the iron again
- I lost a sock in the laundry
- I got too chatty
- I really am a bitch
- It’s winter
Now that’s really helping people! Oh, and yes, I am destined to burn in the fiery pits of hell where, I’m sure, I will run into Shannon Doherty. Hopefully she likes tanning and iced coffee. Hell can be a real treat.