Seriously, stories like this make me so sick…and by “sick” I, of course, mean “home sick” as this took place in Massachusetts. Here’s the deal. Some crackbag dentist (that probably cleaned your teeth on the side of the road while washing your windshield) allegedly used paper clips in patients’ mouths during root canals and then…wait for it….wait for it…..spit….wait for it….billed Medicaid for the stainless steel posts he was supposed to use.
The State Attorney General stated that a grand jury indicted former Fall River dentist, Michael Clair, on charges of assault and battery, larceny, submitting false claims to Medicaid, and illegally prescribing prescription drugs.
I, personally, will be charging him with one count of “Stealing My Idea” as when we were little, my sister and I, would unbend paper clips, put them across our top and bottom teeth, and pretend they were braces. We used to also beg my parents to get us glasses too. Yup, we were “those kids.”
This D-Bag is to be arraigned on April 8th so, you know, look out for that.