I heard some sad news last night that an avid reader of this crap blog has unexpectedly passed away. The name, for this purpose, does not matter. This person was someone who read here constantly, commented on the regular, and was extremely supportive of my ghetto writing career. You know, this has actually happened a […]
I had a steamy Valentine’s night with Barb so the Teen Mom 2 season finale will be a day late. Also, my DVR craps the bed. Literally. I bring it in bed with me and it does stinky-poo right there on the damn sheets, Jenelle! So, folks, come back tomorrow and/or later tonight for the […]
Programming Note: IBBB (that’s me) is off to sunny LA for work this week. I know, it’s tough. I’m hoping to find some time to become a Scientologist and a Geologist all in one shot. I will, of course, be hunting Lohan’s, trying to find out if Madame Tussauds has a Nell Carter wax statue […]
My good people of Boston, Something seems a little off lately in my wicked-pissah hometown and while I couldn’t necessarily put my finger on it (giggity), the drunken skanks over at Boston.com surely have figured it out and apparently the murder total is unusually low. Hmmm, unusually low? I, too, would have expected more brutal […]
Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! The original cast of Teen Mom is the equivalent of the original cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey for me. In my eyes they can do no wrong. So when I saw this quick 30 second commercial (?) I punched myself in the nutsels until I […]
By now we all have seen the footage that the drunken skankbots over at TMZ have of Jenelle beating the bag out of some chick on her own front lawn. Now if you forget who Jenelle is, she’s Barb’s little b*tch of a daughtah. Sure, I could just run the same tasteless video that every […]
Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood, the less orange Lindsay Lohan of our generation, has been arrested for allegedly (although my eyes saw it via the MTV cameras) beating the baby fat out of her fiance Gary (or Gar Bear has he is fondly referred to around the offices of […]
From all of me at IBBB, have a happy holiday season filled with electronic cigarettes, freakin’ poofs, and punches from your loved ones. Let’s all “sexy-dance” into the new year! Ho-ho-huh? Luke Warm Regards, IBBB Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter!
An Open Letter/Plea to MTV (probably Liz Gately and/or Adam DiVello) Dear Powers-to-Be at MTV, I am writing to you to beg you to please (and thank you) give April and Butch from Teen Mom their own spin-off show. Seeing Butch’s gelled rat-tail-mullet week after week has brought more joy to the continental United States […]
Hi all. I know everyone comes here for some laughs and to get away from their desk for a few minutes a day, so I apologize in advance for the brief Debbie Downer moment. I recently found out that a long-time reader of IBBB had passed away. While I never knew him personally, Kevin was […]
Even though I made a deal with Santa Christ and Jesus Claus (they’re two different people) that I would no longer age I have turned another year older. Today in fact. Now don’t get me wrong, I am appreciative that my birthday does fall on the same day that Jersey Shore is on. I mean, […]
Join Me on Facebook! Did you know The Hills was over? Did you know that I was crazy? Do you know that The Hills never ends when you’re crazy? It’s easier that way. Here’s what I can only assume would have happened in the next crapisode of The Hills…had it continued. Let’s run this up […]
Using homeless people as floats has never had more meaning than now! Welcome to New York, grab a tetanus shot, and come swim in our dumpsters….literally! What was an idea stolen from the people of a little place called “Georgia,” found its way to Brooklyn and is now making its way directly into Manhattan around […]
Well folks it’s the last repeat recap you’re going to have to read for a little while because the new season of Jersey Shore starts up on July 29th. Seriously, thank God. I almost bought a book at the book…shop (?) the other day and was like, wait a second what am I doing?! I […]
….come back tomorrow to check it out. Good times all around. Good times!