Holiday Palooza 2014!

  Well happy holidays!  As many of you know by now I’ve been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB…I’ll never leave) with 2 other folks called Brostrick.com.  We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, food + recipes, pop culture/celebrity and everything in between.  You should totally […]

Everything You Need to Know About the Ebola Virus…As Told By Oprah Gifs

Welcome to the United States…we have ebola! There’s a lot I’ve been hearing about this insane virus, so what better way for us to really get our mind around this “craze” than with Oprah Gifs? Here are the stages of how I processed this ebola information: 1.  The very first person I saw who posted […]

Watch: Chrissy Teigen Drunk at the Dodgers Game is the Best Thing You’ll See Today

Whether she was drunk or not (hopefully yes?) Chrissy Teigen has won the Internet today because she was a brilliant mess when tossing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night.  A lot of people (read: sex spam bots on Myspace) are claiming that she was drunk because she Tweeted that she was […]

The Best Final Jeopardy Response I’ve Seen in a While

Last night on “The Jeopardy” as I like to call it we got to meet Ari, a contestant who apparently is also a comedy writer of sorts.  This really gives me hope that one day I can appear on Jeopardy (Teen version only) and win tens of dollars and/or a 6-month supply of Rice-a-Roni.  Yep, […]

You Won’t Believe What Sinead O’Connor Looks Like Today!

In “I don’t know where to file this” news, apparently Sinead O’Connor has a new album coming out in August and a new little photo shoot to boot!  More importantly, did you know that Sinead is now 47 years old and has 4 kids?!  That’s right, folks, we’re all old.  Personally I think she looks […]

Brian Williams Rapping “Baby Got Back” is the New Iggy Azalea

Since I’m elderly and go to bed at what appears to be 8:30 after a nice Laverne & Shirley rerun on TV Land, waking up to watching Brian Williams rapping “Baby Got Back” from The Tonight Show last night is really the perfect way to start my day…and to start life.  For real, they should […]

10 Worst Father’s Day Gift Ideas Discovered on Pinterest

1.  Kleen Stride Personal Debris Removal System Because if he can move…he can clean.   2.  The Toilet Mug Because….poop jokes. 3.  TEMPTOOTH Do-It-Yourself Tooth Replacement Because I’m pretty sure this is the future of Obamacare.  Plus, free teef!   4.  The Beer Can Belt Because the refrigerator doesn’t have legs. 5.  Handerpants – Underwear for […]

goop May Be a goon, But Here’s Why I Agree With Gwyneth Paltrow and What Everyone is Missing

Thanks to the magic of Facebook I’ve seen everyone ripping on Gwyneth Paltrow for  a recent blog she posted on her site about how negativity can change the structure of water. Every site that’s picking it up is teeing off on her.  No joke, I couldn’t find one that wasn’t and I almost always find Waldo!  […]

But “Claw Machine” is Just Code for “Babysitter” in Nebraska, Y’all!

Things get real crazy in Nebraska, a state that up until about 25 minutes ago I was pretty sure was sold to northern Mexico after a deal gone bad between Lewis and Clark.  Perhaps I misinterpreted the teachings of my 6th grade Social Studies book.  Perhaps not.  Either way in Lincoln, Nebraska a 3 year […]

5 Best Earthquake Reactions from KTLA News Anchors

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!  What better way to celebrate than with the news anchors of KTLA freaking. the. f**k. out. on-air as a 4.4 earthquake hits LA.  Sure if it was me I’d use the other anchor as a human shield and then sh*t my pants whilst in the fetal position but, hey, that’s just […]

Heading to SXSW…

Well folks I’m heading to sunny (ish) Austin, TX for SXSW.  I may or may not be hunting Lohan.  If you see me in Texas feel free to stop on by and buy me several drinks.  Unless I get discovered I’ll be back next week, sadly, after Teen Mom.  Follow me on Twitter if you […]

11 Slogans Boston’s MBTA Should Start Using After The Ruling That ‘Upskirting’ Was Legal

I may have lived in NYC for the past 7 years, but I’m a Boston guy through and through (read: slightly douchetastic). Just when I thought I couldn’t love Boston anymore, I recently learned that Massachusetts highest court announced that “Upskirting: the practice of secretly photographing under a woman’s skirt” is NOT prohibited by state […]

When 35 of Your Favorite Reality Stars Get “Travoltified”

When John Travolta (who is like a fresh morning dew, on a brand new day) butchered Idina Menzel’s name during the Oscars by calling her Adele Dazeem, it was only a matter of time before the folks over at Slate came up with the Travolta Name Generator. Bravo I say. It was also only a […]

10 Times Jimmy Fallon and Idina Menzel Gave Classic Poop Faces Whilst Singing ‘Let it Go’ on The Tonight Show

Last night on The Tonight Show, Idina Menzel (aka Adele Dazeem) stopped by to sing “Let It Go” from Frozen with The Roots and Jimmy Fallon.  I figured this would be the only time my nieces would be able to visit the IBBB site as I will post the video (at the end).  However since […]

12 Ways I Felt About the Oscars…as Told Via Ramona Singer

 1.  When Ellen turned over tuxedo after tuxedo 2. How I felt walking to the bathroom after J Law fell on the red carpet 3. Those 26 times Liza Minelli didn’t seem crazy? 4.  How Angelina Jolie should have walked out with Sidney Poitier 5.  When John Travolta butchered Idina Menzel’s name 6. When that lady […]

6 Times Kristen Wiig Killed It as Harry Styles on Jimmy Fallon

I need to live in a world where Kristen Wiig and I are friends, knock over a 7-11 and split a 30 pack of Bud Light Lime. In case you’re like me and missed Kristen Wigg on Jimmy Fallon last night because you go to bed before the 11:00 news, Kristen dressed up as the […]

I’m Either Taking a Vacation or I’m Santa Claus. You Decide.

Well folks it’s that time of year where I must up my dessert to alcohol ratio for a spell or two and take a little vacation.  I’ll do my best to disconnect from the blog but will be back in the New Year (assuming Y2K is taken care of).  However I may pop on here […]

I Liked the New Kanye West Video the First Time I Saw It…

…when it was called “Promise of a New Day” by Paula Abdul.

14 Best Bootleg Halloween Costumes That Almost Sorta Kinda Look Familiar

  ~ Hey y’all it’s all the rage this year to dress up like America’s favorite pop star/tragedy, “Kilometery Cyrus!”  Just in case the twerkin’ jokes hasn’t been beaten into the ground, now you can put your ratty hair into pigtails and stick out your halitosis fighting tongue and get ready for literally seconds of […]

IBBB Rewind: 19 People from ‘Some eCards’ I’m Pretty Sure We’ve Seen Before

Let’s relive this… We all know those eCards that “the kids” like to post on “The Facebook” all the live-long day.  I may have posted one or 2,429 myself.  After a while I started to notice that some of these people looked a little familiar to me and, well, since I am “sans life” I […]