Britney and KFed Divorce Settlement

It’s payday for KFed! According to, Britney Spears and KFed have finally come to an agreement in their divorce settlement. It looks like KFed may get about $1 million and will have 50/50 joint custody of “What’s his face” and “The other one.” With all the money that Britney has, I kinda feel like […]

Britney Spears Alive and Wiggin’

Britney Spears is fresh outta rehab and back on the town. With the days of the “anti-Christ” being behind her, Britney felt it was time for some sushi so she “headed” off to Shu-Sushi House Onico. Technically, I don’t know what two of those words meant. Britney is out celebrating after she won a bit […]

Hide Your Umbrellas, Britney Has Been Released From Rehab! Run Britney, Run!

As I skillfully reported last night that Britney would be checking herself out of Promise of a New Day rehab it looks like that actually came true. Britney has un-cuffed herself from the radiator in her room and has left the rehab facility after playing the “get well soon” game for 30 days. No word […]

Britney’s Cured & Ready to Leave Rehab

What a difference a month makes! Britney Spears is planning on breaking free from Promise of a New Day Rehab in Malibu later this week. I didn’t know you could cure “crazy” in just 1 month. I’ve been trying for over 2 years. Random drunken sources are claiming that she and KFed had an “amazing […]

Britney Plays Tennis; Rehab a Blast!

Britney Spears may have been trying to hang herself with a bed sheet and screaming that she was the anit-Christ a few weeks ago, but yesterday she was running up and down the tennis court and having a good old time with balls flying by her face. I guess somethings won’t ever change. Seriously, Promise […]

Britney Does a Ton of Coke

It has been rumored that Britney Spears has been upping her coke intake since staying at Promise of a New Day rehab in sunny Malibu. Star magazine has reported that Britney is drinking up to 24 cans of coke per day. Per day! I don’t even know if that is humanly possible. No joke, after […]

Britney Visits AA Again, Looks Crazy

While vacationing at Promise of a New Day rehab facility in Malibu, Britney decided to leave the center for a short time to head out to an AA meeting at Corpus Christi Catholic Church for about an hour last night. Britney didn’t go to the AA meeting alone though, she brought a bunch of her […]

Britney Still in Rehab, Umbrellas Safe

There were rumors all weekend that Britney had left Promise of a New Day Rehab for good, but I refused to post those hurtful rumors. Well, I didn’t so much “refuse” to post those rumors as I didn’t hear them because I was MIA all weekend. Anyway, Britney was rumored to have peaced out of […]

Timberland Wants to Take Britney Away

Music producer Timberland has worked with everyone from Justin Timberlake to Nelly Furtado to Missy Elliot to Celine Dion (ok I made that one up). However, Timberland now sets his sights on saving Britney Spears. Did you know she was in rehab, by the way? Timberland has said in an Entertainment Weekly interview: “I feel […]

Britney Spears Makes Tom Cruise Proud

Is Britney sad at Promises Rehab or just bored? It seems like not a lot goes on there. I believe you just walk around wearing a wig and drinking coke. That should wrap up a typical day. Extra is claiming that Britney is very lonely in rehab and cries herself to sleep at night. While […]

Simon Doesn’t Feel Bad For Britney

With some stars offering support for Britney Spears as she rides her way through rehab, Simon Cowell of American Idol doesn’t really seem to feel bad for her. In fact, he sorta calls her a spoiled brat. Simon Cowell has recently stated (insert horrible British accent): “I don’t know what’s going on in Britney’s head […]

Britney Attempts Suicide in Rehab

Leave it to those crazy Australians to break news that Britney Spears has allegedly tried to commit suicide in her Promises Rehab facility. The story originally from “News of the World” claims that Britney tried to hang herself with a bed sheet and was screaming, “I am the anti-Christ.” Oh, but she didn’t just stop […]

Britney Goes to AA, Umbrella Stays Home

While Britney is vacationing at Promises Rehab in Malibu to cure her bout of “the crazy” she was actually released into society to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. Britney has lot her “umbrella privileges” so she can only carry a notebook at this time. Britney seemed to be in good spirits. Well it […]

Britney’s Kids Enter Rehab. Meanwhile, Britney Stays Busy Writing “Death Note.”

Ahhh, see what I did with the title? I made you think her kids were in rehab. I’m tricky. Britney’s kids were brought to “Promises”rehab (or “Promise of a New Day” as I like to call it – shout out to Paula Abdul) to visit mommy in the clink. Even Kevin Federline made it out […]

Britney’s Umbrella, Britney’s Video & Less

Sure it’s the weekend and while I typically take the time off from the IBBB, I thought it was fitting to recap a little Britney. Enjoy the journey through ImBringingBloggingBack Britney time from crazy to crazy, from skanky to skanky, from y’all to y’all. You’ll love Britney’s umbrella (I’m still trying to get an interview […]

Brit Back in Rehab Again, Again, Again

She’s once, twice, three times a lady in rehab. TMZ has just reported that Britney Spears had checked herself in to rehab for the 3rd time. My theory is that she has one of the “coffee punch cards” where each time you go they stamp your card and after 10 rehab visits you get your […]

Britney Uses Umbrella as Weapon

Uh-oh, things are starting to get a bit serious in the Britney Spears Saga of 2007. We may have joked about her wig/disguise and rehab behavior, but when KFed asked, last night, for an emergency hearing with the judge to talk about his child custody dispute with Britney things got a bit more serious. According […]

Britney Does the Express Checkout

Britney is CURED! With just an additional 24-short hours of rehab, Britney Spears has gone the “express checkout” route and left rehab. Britney was quickly spotted coming home. Oh, she was also spotted as a character from a 1950’s beach blanket bingo movie in which she sported the famous ratty blond wig, child molester sunglasses, […]

Wanna See Britney Naked? Be Her Nanny!

According to US Weekly being a nanny for Britney Spears doesn’t really entail any “children skills” at all. Sweet, I’m in! What Britney is looking for is (1) someone who is around her age so she can play with you (2) must be able to physically hold child for 23 hours, 50 minutes per day […]

Even As a Cartoon, Britney is a Bad Mother

Mix up two of my favorite things, (1) Britney Spears “bad mother jokes” and (2) The Family Guy, and you really get a recipe for success in my eyes. Last nights new episode of The Family Guy tackled the “Britney Spears may not be a great mother” concept. Brilliant! Even “cartoon Britney Spears” is a […]