Can Someone Please Photoshop This Britney Into Real Life? Sweet, thanks.

Britney Spears has been drawn to life in the new ads for Candie’s.  To no surprise, this is a major campaign for Kohl’s which, if Britney wasn’t famous, she would most certainly be working.  Starting off “ringing” at the register and then one day she’d be cleaning out dressing rooms.  What a great “what if” […]

Why Does Britney Always Look Like She Itches?

That’s always something I can’t seem to figure out.  It’s like she looks itchy or looking at her I get itchy…something.  Her boots also look like they’re soaking wet on the inside and smell like the inside of a bowling ball.  Why can’t she ever seem to get it together?  More importantly, why do I […]

Greasy Ratty Hair? Pissed Off Look? Stains on Her Ripped Shirt? Worn Boots? Do I Smell a Relapse!?

When the top story on the news is Kate Gosselin’s new hair, I long for the days when Britney Spears was all over the place and declaring Jihad on all the Starbucks in a 15 mile radius of Los Angeles.  I mean, I don’t want her knocking over a 7-11 or stealing her little sisters […]

Britney Spears: Dark Hair Today, 5150 Tomorrow.

In a world where I thrive on breakdowns, guess who is back to dark hair again?  If you guessed “Nell Carter” you’d be wrong as she is dead.  If you guessed Britney Spears you would be correct.  I swear to Santa Christ if there is an umbrella in the black carry-on bag I may, in […]

Britney Spears in a Bikini, Vaginastein in Hiding

      Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve made a Britney post?  The answer is “Too Long.”  Too long.  I think this is mainly because Britney isn’t quite the mess she used to be and whilst that is “thumbs up” for her, it’s really “thumbs down” for me.  I’d actually give […]

Britney Spears Goes Caroling. I Repeat, Britney Spears Goes Caroling.

If you ever wanted to hear Britney Spears sing “live” your best bet was to be on the streets of LA whilst Britney and Ellen went Christmas caroling for a segment Ellen was taping that will air on December 16th. To tell you the truth, watching a lesbian and someone who’s bi-polar dressed like characters […]

Britney’s 27th Birthday at Tenjune in New York. Dear Tenjune, Will Ya Let Me in For Once?

Britney Spears and her 27 year old rack celebrated her birthday by attending a fiesta (ole!) at Tenjune in New York last night. Britney was surrounded by most people she didn’t know and was given her 15th birthday cake of the day. Giving awkward smiles with her trademark “open mouth” laugh and other Whitney Port […]

Was Britney in Slow Motion or Was That Just the Coma I Was Slipping Into?

Sure I’m a day late and $4 dollars short, but after all the hate mail I received yesterday for not even mentioning Britney on Good Morning America, I figure I’m better late then never. Or is it “never late and better?” No idea. Anyway, I didn’t want to post anything about Britney on GMA because […]

Britney For the Record. Thanks For Making Me Feel Like Such a Jerk

So you can all pretend that you didn’t watch “Britney: For the Record” last night, but I know the truth. I know you did. I also know you watched it again directly after it aired the first time. I’m like Visa. I’m everywhere. Let me just say that after the first scene of Britney’s dad […]

Madonna and Her Mickey Mouse Club Reunion

Leave it Beaver, and Madonna, to reunite those crazy Mickey Mouse Club kids also known as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Last night at grandma Madonna’s concert in Los Angeles, Britney Spears made a surprise visit on stage and helped Madonna sing a newer version of “Human Nature.” I’m sure that sounded pleasing to the […]

This Time Last Year: Britney Had the #2 Album in the Country

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what […]

Britney’s Circus Cover Has Photoshopped the Memory of Her Being Taken Out on a Stretcher from My Mind!

Britney Spears looks easy and breezy on the cover of her new album “Circus” and this picture has almost completely erased from my mind the images of her attacking a defenseless SUV with her Mary Poppins umbrella. Oh the good old days…when the jokes basically wrote themselves. Anybald, I’m glad Britney is looking good again […]

This Time Last Year: Britney Goes to Church

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what […]

Life Lessons by Britney Marie Spears

I have no idea if her middle name is Marie, I just assume. Anybald, apparently going bat-shit crazy and hanging on the brink of total mental meltdown is all you need to get a number 1 song in the good old US of A! As of yesterday, Britney’s new song “Womanizer” has gone from #96 […]

Britney Naked in Womanizer Video. Now With New Eyebrows!

Hey remember how I made fun of Britney for the past 2 years? Yeah, well I didn’t mean it and you just misinterpreted my jokes. Britney is hot again and that changes everything. Not only am I back on the bandwagon, but I’m applying for the conductor position. Britney’s new video, Womanizer, debuted on 20/20 […]

Britney’s Womanizer Video Will Change the World, Your Life, and Your Kids Life

I’m not sure what’s going on with the new Britney Spears video for Womanizer or the song for that matter, but it seems to be all that people are talking about after Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses. The song has been released on iTunes and early yesterday it was already at #7 in the United States and […]

Go Brit Racer, Go Go Brit Racer

Britney looks so sexy in her black flame retardant hat and face mask. It really makes her rack pop. Britney Spears was filming some “behind the scenes” scenes for her upcoming DVD that will be sold as a package deal with her upcoming new CD in December. Clearly fans of Britney want to see her […]

Ohhhhh J Lo is Gonna be PISSED!

Looks like there’s another “girl from the Bronx” besides Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx. While Britney is on her tour of New York City, she stopped off at a school in the Bronx where she walked around the school, posed for pictures, make awkward faces, showed a little of her bra whilst she bent […]

Damn It! Where’s Ronson’s Hat When You Need It?!

So close. So close. All Britney needed was Samantha Rotten’s hat and she could have 100% completed her Freddie Krueger costume! Well you can’t win ’em all. Britney Spears has been playing in my backyard of NYC and was followed by the creepy paparazzi while she did a little shopping in SoHo yesterday. According to […]

“What’s His Face” Makes Funny Face at Paparrazi

Britney, her dad, and her two kids, “What’s His Face” and “The Other One” all enjoyed a nice dinner the other night in sunny Los Angeles. Speaking of angels, “What’s His Face” really let the paparazzi know what he thinks of them by sticking out his tounge, presumably followed by shitting his pants. “The Other […]