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Betty White Will Kick Your Ass

By ibbb Updated: March 23, 2010

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It’s not normal that this is probably my 3rd Betty White blog post in 2 weeks but, alas, it is.  According to random reports from some guys friend (allegedly), B. Whi is ready to kick Jesse James’ ass for, allegedly, cheating on poor, innocent, and Academy Award Winner Sandra Bullock.  See how that works with the “Academy Award Winner” title before the name?  It kind of erases all the words before it.  For example I could say, “….allegedly cheating on two-bit-whore-faced-skanked-out-pole-dancing-slut pants and Academy Award Winner Sandra Bullock” and you would have already forgotten all the smut I wrote before that.  Now if only we could say New Healthcare Reform Academy Award Winner.  See what I just did there?  I got political.

Where am I?  Oh yeah, so B. Whi is ready to kick Jesse James’ ass and apparently can’t even say his name without cursing.  I bet she says “balls” on the regular.  However, B. Whi just wants Sandy Pants to just focus on herself for the time being.  You know, as sweet and innocent as Betty White seems why do I feel like if she were in a dark alley with Jesse James she’d try to rape him with a splintered broomstick.  No?  Just me?  Carry on.

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