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Audrina Recap: Lynn, My Temporary Barb Evans

Last Updated: April 19, 2011 By ibbb

Get Social: Join Me! Programming Note: IBBB decided to take a break from Real Housewives of OC recaps, as Peggy’s penis scares me.  Plus, we still have RHONY and don’t forget Real Housewives of New Jersey starts next month, so stay calm.  I thought I’d give Oddy Pats a try and see how it goes. […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: April 19, 2011

I Can’t Believe Audrina’s Mother is This Drunk and, Like, Lauren’s Not Even Here!

Last Updated: October 28, 2010 By ibbb

Join Me on Facebook! Well once again the sweet baby Jesus and his teen mom, Mary, have shown me that they do indeed exist and are sort of speaking to me in foreign tongues through Audrina Patridge’s mom who is not only a drunk skunk sporting some beaver teeth of her own, but should absolutely […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: October 28, 2010

Hey There God. How Are You? Good? Good, I’m Glad. Listen, I Need a Favor. Is There Any Way, Please, That You Can Make Sure That Audrina’s Stalker Becomes a Permanent Character on “The Hills.” Thank You!

Last Updated: March 25, 2010 By ibbb

Audrina has a stalker who, surprisingly, isn’t me.  Zachary Loring, allegedly, has been stalking Teefs Pats and ended up trying to get into her Hollywood home.  Such a rookie mistake.  Everyone knows that the way to Audrina’s heart is through her teef!  Duh!? When Loring tried to pleas guilty the Judge and Loring’s own attorney […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: March 25, 2010

Teefs Pats Does FHM

Last Updated: March 2, 2010 By ibbb

Oh that Audrina!  That chilly water really makes her teef pop!  And I have to admit, stuffing Enzo into her bikini top really works for her.  I mean, on Heidi it makes her look like two marbles trying to make it through a straw, but on Audrina is balances her out….and by “balances her out” […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: March 2, 2010

Audrina Patridge and the Tale of the Dentist Trip

Last Updated: December 16, 2009 By ibbb

The Lucille Ball of our generation, Audrina Patridge (also known in some circles as “Teefs Pats” not to be confused with her sister “Tats Pats”) was showing off the good old beaver….teeth whist she left her dentist appointment right outside of Los Angeles yesterday.  Personally I think she should have to pay a double co-pay […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: December 16, 2009

I Dream of Teefie?

Last Updated: November 2, 2009 By ibbb

  Do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do. Bum bum bum bum bum!  Odd that Oddrina would skankify her Halloween costume.  Audrina dressed as “I Dream of TeefieJeanie” as she hosted the “I Dream of Jeanie” Halloween party in Atlantic […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: November 2, 2009

With the Heat in LA, I'm Sure Heidi's Outfit Smells Like the Basement of a Church

Last Updated: October 27, 2009 By ibbb

  Ah yes, two of America’s sweethearts, Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag, filmed scenes for an upcoming episode of this little show known as “The Hills” in LA yesterday.  Audrina, playing the role of the beaver-toofed-dead-eyed whore stands and listens to Heidi as the cameras roll.  I will only assume that Heidi is telling her […]

Filed Under: audrina, heidi montag, the hills Originally Published: October 27, 2009

There May Be a Problem When Audrina is the Fat One

Last Updated: October 12, 2009 By ibbb

Stephanie Pratt is apparently on day 100 of her “Tour of Anorexia.”  You know there’s a bit of a problem in the food department when Audrina is now the fat one on the show.   I mean, pull out Audrina’s two front teef and she appears to still weigh a good 25 pounds more than Stephanie.  […]

Filed Under: audrina, stephanie pratt Originally Published: October 12, 2009

Audrina, a National Treasure

Last Updated: October 5, 2009 By ibbb

Audrina Patridge, the Meryl Streep of our generation, was stopped by the papa-paparazzi on Sunset Boulevard over the weekend.  Since Audrina is typically camera shy she decided to let the paps know that her rack was “this many months old.”  She’s so precious.  It was rumored that she did boom boom in her skinny jeans […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: October 5, 2009

Happy Belated Birthday, Audrina

Last Updated: May 11, 2009 By ibbb

Happy belated birthday, Audrina!  I’m secretly hoping this is the face you’ll be using as you renew your drivers license.  I’m also thinking of using it as my license photo.  If Audrina knows that she’s going to be photographed and, 9 times out of 10, she has that “look” in her eyes, why not just always […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: May 11, 2009

Teefs and Tats Night Out!

Last Updated: April 16, 2009 By ibbb

  Me gusta when Teefs and Tats Patridge head out for a night on the town!  To me, these two are like the sluttier and toothier Olsen Twins.  Is that a word?  Sluttier?  It is.  Toothier is too.  I’m adding both to the dictionary…and the almanac…just because.  Anydeadeyes, Teefs and Tats Pats were all beaver […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: April 16, 2009

You Know How Toilets Flush Backwards in Australia?

Last Updated: March 26, 2009 By ibbb

  So you know how toilets flush backwards in Australia than they do in the America of the United States of the America of the US?  I wonder if Audrina’s ceiling eyes become more “basement eyes?”  I feel like this is a great question. I hope that d-bag that’s with her (who isn’t Justin Bobby) […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: March 26, 2009

Audrina "Teefs" Patridge Gets Her Own Reality Show, World Implodes

Last Updated: March 19, 2009 By ibbb

Don’t call it a comeback, she’s been here for years.  Stick some toothpicks in your eyes and breakout the teeth whitener because Teefs Pats has just scored her very own reality show with Mark Burnett Productions. Sweet!  Just another reason for other countries to hate us!  Audrina’s show, which I hope will be called something […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: March 19, 2009

The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!

Last Updated: February 18, 2009 By ibbb

Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.” For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you!  It’s two parts […]

Filed Under: audrina, lauren conrad, the hills Originally Published: February 18, 2009

Audrina's Penis Can Barely Breathe!

Last Updated: January 16, 2009 By ibbb

Your favorite teef transporter, Audrina from The Hills, was filming scenes for season 5 of The Hills at Beso restaurant in LA the other night. While she is all smiles (and I mean that literally) it appears that Audrina’s penis is being restrained. There. I said it. I don’t care. It’s Friday. I’m tired. It […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: January 16, 2009

Audrina's New Teeth?? I Guess Santa IS Real!

Last Updated: January 8, 2009 By ibbb

Filed down teeth are the new boob jobs. You’ve heard it here first. Trend alert! A hard working IBBB reader, Lady T, alerted me of a rumor spreading across the web like Paris Hilton’s legs on a Saturday night. The rumor is, in fact, about Audrina’s teeth. Did she file them down or didn’t she? […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: January 8, 2009

Teef and Tats Patridge Hit the MGM Grand Pool

Last Updated: September 29, 2008 By ibbb

Luck be a dead-eyed lady tonight! Teef and Tats Patridge hosted the Bombay Sapphire event at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand in Vegas over the weekend. What a real treat it must have been for the guests by the pool to experience double the Audrina for 4 whole hours. Audrina hosted this […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: September 29, 2008

So Who Saw That “Hills” Recap 16 Times Over the Weekend?

Last Updated: August 18, 2008 By ibbb

Anyone see that Top 10 Hills Moments on MTV over the weekend? Obviously it’s not scenes that we haven’t seen 15 times, but this time around they had some people commentating on the episodes. This is what I would like to talk about. Seriously? Where did they get some of these people and why were […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills Originally Published: August 18, 2008

Oh I’m Sorry, You’re Not Justin Bobby

Last Updated: August 15, 2008 By ibbb

Seriously what kind of crap is Teefs Patridge trying to pull on me. Audrina and her “friend” were walking hand in hand outside of the Rainbow Room just yesterday. Uh, Audrina? It’s 2 more sleeps until The Hills starts up again, you think it would be possible to hang out a little with Justin Bobby. […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: August 15, 2008

Audrina Soaks in a Pool of Douche

Last Updated: August 7, 2008 By ibbb

Ain’t no party like a douche bag pool party ‘cuz a douche bag pool party don’t stop! Audrina and her teeth strapped on a bikini and hopped in a pool of douche the other day in West Hollywood, CA. Seriously? Are you kidding me with this? So this actually exists. These people are for real […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: August 7, 2008

Hey J-Wahl, Slowly Remove Audrina’s Blue Hat and Give it Back to Her and No One Gets Hurt

Last Updated: July 30, 2008 By ibbb

Seriously, someone needs to take stock of the props department over at the set of “The Hills.” Jason Wahler, every ones favorite douche-bag from Lagina Beach, was walking the red carpet with his fiance, Katia, (or as I like to call her, Never As Good as Lauren and a Trade Down) at the premiere of […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: July 30, 2008

Audrina is a Doggie Pedophile!

Last Updated: July 8, 2008 By ibbb

Can someone please tell me just exactly where Audrina is looking when the camera is going off? No really. Tell me. Because it looks like no matter what picture I see of her she is always looking half at the skyline and half at the top of the camera. You do the math. Anyway, Audrina […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: July 8, 2008

Audrina Buys Stuff Off Her Rack

Last Updated: June 26, 2008 By ibbb

Audrina, her teeth, and her rack were all out shopping yesterday at DDCLAB in LA. There’s not really much to talk about with Audrina, but I’m wondering if Tori Spelling is wondering who stole her 90’s boobs? While at DDCLAB, Audrina and her rack bought a bunch of bikinis and some dresses. While leaving the […]

Filed Under: audrina, the hills Originally Published: June 26, 2008

Happy Belated Graduation LOser!

Last Updated: June 20, 2008 By ibbb

Half the lifeless cast of The Hills were out and about the other night at Green Door in LA to celebrate LOsers last day of college or some shit from UCLA. I’m pretty sure she majored in “Fucking Retarded” and minored in “I’m Not Interesting.” She may have actually double-majored, but who can keep up […]

Filed Under: audrina, lauren conrad, the hills Originally Published: June 20, 2008

Breaking: Audrina’s Teeth Whiter

Last Updated: June 16, 2008 By ibbb

Audrina and her teeth made a recent appearance at the launch party for Kira Plastinia the other night and her eyes never seemed more dead, yet her teeth have somehow hit tilt on the “White-O-Meter.” At this point I’m pretty sure Audrina’s teeth are signaling some form of an attack to the terrorists and while […]

Filed Under: audrina Originally Published: June 16, 2008

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