Safe sex, shmafe sex! Just think, if you are around 16 years old and not married (sorry Mississippi residents) then you should get on the fast track to motherhood because, let’s face it, it can really start to pay off. Sure you’ll be a little embarrassed at first, but next thing you know MTV is banging down your bedroom door to see if you want to be in their new reality show, you then become faux-famous, then you get a spinoff show, then you’ll do a reunion special, then you get a book deal, and then you end up standing next to Bristol Palin at ” The Candie’s Foundation 6th Annual ‘Event to Prevent’ Benefit” in New York City! I’m sure all expenses were paid. And what are they talking about “prevent?” Prevent what? Success? Endorsements? Riches? No thanks. Bring on the anti-prevention. It worked for Maci Bookout and it can work for you. At least think about it. My advice would be to write to MTV, see if they’ll choose you to be on “16 and Pregnant” and then if they do, start having a ton of unprotected sex. Like, a lot of it. Good luck! And remember, I get 10% of all your fame and fortune for being a teen mom and over night success. Best wishes.
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