The Ultimate America's Next Top Model Recap Guide

America’s Next Top Model: When in Rome

Find out what happened on last nights crapisode of America’s Next Top Model. The skanks are in Rome and you know what they say. When in Rome do as Tyra would do. ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back again to tell you what went down on ANTM. Enjoy! Viva Italia! The girls are in Rome. I […]

America’s Next Top Model: Thumb a Ride Abroad!

J-J-Jenny is back to recap the crap out of America’s….Next….Top…..Model. Here’s what she brilliant stated went down on last nights crapisode: I may be showing my age here…but Stacey sounds like that chick that was in Kate’s fashion class on Double Trouble…”It’s like my mama always used to say…..” Hot damn, Fatima is screwed. She […]

America’s Next Top Model: Recap Trap!

Well after I gave America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, the week off last week as was ready to go and recap her ass off this week…but Tyra threw a little wrench (probably named Tyra) into the plan. Here’s a little ANTM message from Jenny: This week was the recap episode. Admit it Tyra. Don’t […]

America’s Next Top Model: Red Unitards!

I got a bunch of emails from people who couldn’t wait to see what America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, would say about last nights crapisode of America’s….Next…..Top…..Model. Here’s what Jenny said went down: The show starts with Dominique and Claire arguing over Dominique’s alarm clock going off too early. It’s now 10 minutes into […]

America’s Next Top Model: Paint & Poses

Please welcome back America’s Next Top Model resident recapper here at IBBB, Jenny. Here’s what J-Dog said went down on last nights America’s….Next….Top….Model. What does Claire’s tank top say? Does it say I love Labor Labor? Or does it say I love Gabor Gabor? I can’t make out the first letter. And here is Benny […]

America’s Next Top Model: Meat Suits

IBBB lead contributing write, Jenny, pushed aside her work of helping the homeless dress more high fashion to recap the crap out of last nights America’s Next Top Model. She’s good like that. Here are Jenny’s brilliant thoughts on what went down: You wanna be on top? No, why do you Tyra? Stop asking me […]

America’s Next Top Model: Makeovers

Welcome back America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, who will kindly walk you through the tragic makeover episode of ANTM. As a helpful tip, smile with your eyes while you read this. Tyra, like Santa, is always watching. Ding Dong! The doorbell rings and it’s purses! And inside the purses is Apple Bottom Jeans and […]

America’s Next Top Model. It’s GREAT to be Homeless!

IBBB writer, Jenny, is back again this week to recap the crap out of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10. I must say I honestly think this is one of the funniest ones she’s EVER written. Brilliant. Check out Jenny’s thoughts on last nights episode below: It’s season 10 and I notice that there are […]

America’s Next Top Model Season 10 Recap

Alright alright! America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10 is back in action and so is ANTM recapper Jenny. I’ve given her a raise to recap each episode of ANTM so she is not making $0.19 an hour. Thank God the writers strike is over. Let’s take a look at Jenny’s thoughts on last nights episode […]

Who Won America’s Next Top Model 9?

Ahhhh it’s the America’s Next Top Model Season/Cycle 9 Season Finale. It’s bitter sweet for me as that means that this is Jenny’s last recap for a while. Since I am paying her 13 cents/hr maybe I’ll see if she can recap another show now that ANTM is peacing out for a bit. Anyway, here’s […]

America’s Next Top Model Beijing Hijinks

Da-da-da-da-da-ding-ding-ding. America’s Next Top Model is still somewhere in Asia and ANTM recapper for IBBB, Jenny, has just delivered her recap of last nights episode. Enjoy! This week the girls are off to Beijing. Miss Jay and Twiggy arrive to the challenge in boxes carried by Chinese men. They introduce us to the “Four Beauties.” […]

America’s Next Top Model Hates Autism

I may be hunting Olsen Slut and the like in LA, but that doesn’t mean that America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, didn’t come through this week! Below is the brilliance of Jenny. Jenny + China = Hysterics. Here’s what Jenny said went down: Ding-a-ding-ding…..ding-ding-ding!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are in China. I hope nobody gets a […]

America’s Next Top Model: What’s a Muse?

Paying ANTM recapper, Jenny, 13 cents and hour is really paying off. She’s back again to make us knowledgeable of the goings on of last nights America’s Next Top Model. Here are her thoughts: This week the girls head to FIDM. I find myself looking for Lauren Conrad…or LC as her friends call her. But […]

America’s Next Top Model: Music Video Modeling? Sure.

After last weeks episode of America’s Next Top Model was a recap, it’s not fun to have to recap a recap, but ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back this week to recap the holy hell out of this weeks episode of ANTM. Here are her brilliant thoughts: Tyra Mail! Tyra’s Tyra mail actually says: “This why […]

ANTM: Ebony and Goodbyery

Even though it was Game 1 of the World Series for the Red Sox, America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, was good enough to multi-task and really recap the piss outta ANTM and still watch the Red Sox. That’s dedication. Here’s how Jenny felt about last night’s episode of America’s…Next….Top……Model: Ok, the Red Sox are […]

America’s Next Top Model: Gargoyles?

Jenny is back for her weekly recap of America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down: This week’s episode opens with a shot of the girls’ disgusting house. It is a filthy mess. It’s like one of those houses they show on the local news that has been condemned because 500 cats have […]

America’s Next Top Model: Makeovers

IBBB employee of the month, Jenny, is back to recap last nights episode of America’s Next Top Model. It’s her favorite show, “the makeover episode.” Here are her thoughts on how things went down: Sweet. It’s the makeover episode, which usually includes some tears, tantrums and burning scalps. Tyra uses technology to show the girls […]

ANTM: Rock Climbing Bonanza

IBBB’s favorite (and only) resident America’s Next Top Model recapper is back again this week, which is surprising since she is only paid 10 cents for every 200 words she types. Anyway, are Jenny’s thoughts on this weeks episode of America’s Next Top Model: First and foremost, I cannot be held responsible for any shoddy […]

America’s Next Top Model: Get Hoochified

Resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back in action this week recapping the absolute piss out of last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. Here are her thoughts on how things went down: This week’s episode starts off they same way every other one starts off. Why does every girl say they want this because […]

America’s Next Top Model: Cycle 9: Recap

Alright! Our favorite (and only) guest blogger is back! Jenny had finished fighting the war in Canada, finished fixing that tricky global warming problem, and has rollerskated the entire Great Wall of China. Jenny has come back to specifically recap the piss out of this season of America’s Next Top Model. It’s Cycle 9 and […]