Well. It’s official. After over 3 years of me asking the question on this here blog, “Are the Friends really friends?” we finally have an answer. The answer, you ask? No. No they’re not. Well there you have it. Isn’t that a fine how-do-ya-do?
According to random (hopefully made up) reports, David Schwimmer is all pissed off that Jennifer Aniston went on David Letterman recently and claimed that she had no idea who his fiance was that he is planning to marry. Uh, isn’t his finance Rachel? Isn’t that how they left it? She got off the plane and decided not to go to Paris? Just like Lauren Conrad, Rachel Green will always be known as the girl who never went to Paris.
I don’t know if I believe this, but maybe it’s just because if it’s true I can never again ask if the Friends are really friends and, well, what point is there of living? The report continued, “David was not impressed that one of his supposed friends didn’t know who he was marrying. He has been with Zoe for a couple of years and was offended Jen couldn’t remember her. He hasn’t been taking her calls.”
Thanks to all who emailed this to me. Sadly, there were a lot of you who immediately thought of me.