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14 Best Bootleg Halloween Costumes That Almost Sorta Kinda Look Familiar

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: October 28, 2013

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~ Hey y’all it’s all the rage this year to dress up like America’s favorite pop star/tragedy, “Kilometery Cyrus!”  Just in case the twerkin’ jokes hasn’t been beaten into the ground, now you can put your ratty hair into pigtails and stick out your halitosis fighting tongue and get ready for literally seconds of laughs and a night filled with chronic eye rolls.  Don’t forget to scratch your business with the albino foam finger.  You can’t stop and you won’t stop.  See what I did there?  Kill yourself.

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~  I’m sure when your little ones are watching Sesame Street they’re typically thinking, “Good God I want to do sex (whatever that is) to Cookie Monster!?”  Well now you can make their dreams come true by dressing up as the sassy (?) slutty version of Cookie Monster.  C is for cookie and it’s also for U Next Tuesday…and you’re sure to look like one when you put this on.  It’s highly likely you’;l have your cookie eaten by the end of the night.  Skank.

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~  When you wish upon a (porn) star you can now dress up as everybodys favorite Doucheney World character, “Ms. Mouse.”  The skirt, of course, stops right right below your “mouse greeter” so that you can land Dickney Mouse at the character breakfast Halloween party.  You just better make sure the carpet matches the tail!  White nylons not included, but we recommend “knee highs” for extra easy access to your mousetrap.

More:  The 100 Most Popular Halloween Costume Ideas For, Literally, Everyone

 

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~ Before there were “talking pictures” there was Charlie Chaplin and before there was Charlie Chaplin there apparently was Charleston Chap.  And, well, we’re still pretty much in a recession and times they-are-a-tough so you’re going to save a few dollars and go for the Charleston Chap costume.  Plus, simply remove the hat and, PRESTO, you’re Hitler.  Because deep down at the end of the day, you kind of are.  You kinda are.

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~ If you ever wanted to dress up like the bastard child of Rhea Pearlman and Cher then this is the costume for you.  Not sure why they’re welcoming us to the jungle?…oh wait…I get it.  It’s Darlene from Roseanne.  Fail.

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~ Hey kids, it?s time to dress up like everyones favorite character from the B-Team, Mr Hammer!  Don’t forget to say Mr Hammer’s famous catch-phrase, “I’m feeling terribly sorry for the dumb-dumb.”  Obviously, this costume is the father from Family Matters, Carl.  Fail.

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~ “Hey Mom…can I dress up like a Eurasian Traveler this Halloween?  I can?  Super!”  My guess on this sexy-times costume is going to be…um…uh…how about Schneider from “One Day at a Time.”

More:  DIY Halloween Costumes for the Last Minute Party Goer

 

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~ Sing along with me! “Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-dee-do, I’ve got another costume for you. Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-de-da soon you’ll be living in Green Candy Factory Worker doo-pa-dee-do!”  My guess, of course, is George Hamilton.

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~ Markie Post.  Next.

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~ Since when was “The Rachel” considered high society?  Surprise all your friends at the Halloween party with your 1994 costume!  Fail.

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~ Who knew Michael Jackson was really wearing a Halloween Fight Wig this entire time!  No joke, this is the picture they used to sell the MJ wig. Nose(s), chin, and diddle-fingers sold separately.  Please note, orders made before Friday at 2pm will actually be delivered by La Toya Jackson.

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~ Being a random mother of eight babies is all the rage this Halloween. For an extra payment of $19.99 we’ll help your vagina explode.  My guess?  Rashida Jones.  Thank you.

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~ Ever wanted to be a nameless Disc Jockey?  Well now thanks to this nameless Disc Jockey wig, you can!  All you need to complete this costume is some vagina jokes (sold separately).  Of course this costume is Oprah.

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~ Oh don’t you worry, I won’t say no no no to this wig, especially when I’m at the “rehab center.”  5 years ago funny costume is this years less-than-creative-choice.  Simply place the beehive wig on your head and you don’t even have to worry about telling your friends that you couldn’t think of anything this year.  So who could this “rehab wig-wearin-slut” be?  Bindi Irwin

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