12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 12th Day of Christmas…

On the 12th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 12 Windshield Smashers, ~ 11 Santa Toilets ~ 10 Colonial Drivers, ~ 9 Dead Nana’s, ~ 8 Santa Blowers, ~ 7 Ornament Hookers, ~ 6 Crappy Church Jokes, ~ 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, ~ 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, ~ 3 […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 11th Day of Christmas….

On the 11th Day of Christmas my white-trash love gave to me, 11 Santa Toilets, 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 10th Day of Christmas…

On the 10th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 9th Day of Christmas…

On the 9th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 9th […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 8th Day of Christmas….

On the 8th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 8th Day of Christmas: […]

12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 7th Day of Christmas…

On the 7th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 7th Day of Christmas: Does decorating your […]

12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 6th Day of Christmas…

On the 6th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love game to me 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 6th Day of Christmas: Nothing makes me laugh harder then […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 5th Day of Christmas…

On the 5th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 5th Day of Christmas: Hey kids! Come downstairs and sniff the Christmas Tree wall! […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 4th Day of Christmas….

On the 4th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 4th Day of Christmas: Finally, Diva Las Vegas whore-stuffed animals that make the perfect gift for any gambling degenerate slampig […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 3rd Day of Christmas….

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders….2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree….. On the 3rd Day of Christmas: Just what every bitchy businesswoman needs…a magnetic eyeglass holder because, you know, just holding on to your eyeglasses like a normal grown […]

The 12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Ole! Over the next 12 days IBBB will be doing a little something different with Harriet Carter. So enjoy the 12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas. Sing along if you know the words and be sure to check every day for a new and wondrous Harriet Carter white-trash product. On […]