Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, gave the following boring statement:
“[Britney] has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program.”
Wow. Interesting. If I had issued a statement it would have gone a little something like this:
“After claiming she was the anti-Christ, wreaking havoc, and declaring jihad on the Promises Malibu Treatment Center, Britney Spears has checked out of the facility to claim she is the anti-Christ, wreak havoc, and declare jihad on the following cities: Malibu, Hollywood, and Los Angeles. Please continue to follow her with cameras over the next few weeks as pictures of her taking her first drink could potentially pay for your new home. Good day.”
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