Dear Britney, Just Use Crest Strips

You gotta love “sources close to Britney Spears.” They always seem to talk to whomever will listen (yeah, I said “whomever”). You would think by now that Britney would be able to figure out who’s giving up all of her secrets like she allegedly went to the dentist to find out if her dentist could whiten her sons teeth. For some reason the dentist refused to do this. Maybe be he was sane? While she’s at it she would look into nose-jobs and chin implants for them too. You’re never to young to have your mother force self esteem issues on you. Never.

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