Britney Teaches Kids to Dance, Whilst Dressed Like Street Walking Trailer Whore.

Photos were taken of Britney Spears entering and exiting the Millennium Dance Studio last night where it is reported that she had given free dance lessons to little kids, aged 4-9, in the LA area. According to a report from credible OK! Magazine Britney arrived at the studio at 6pm and met each of the eight kids who showed up with their parents. Britney went around and asked each one their name and if they liked Madonna because that’s who they’d be dancing to. Yeah right. She probably told them, in a British accent, that she was Madonna and that their parents asked her if she would adopt 4 of them.
Here’s the kicker for me. Around 6:30 Britney’s assistant went downstairs to let the parents know that the kids were doing really well following each step that Professor Britney had taught them. Yeah, if one of my kids were there I would not be “waiting downstairs” to find out what happened. It’s like putting your kid in a room with 5 pedophiles and 6 pit-bulls to “babysit” them. I wonder how that would turn out.
Anyway, the class lasted 50 minutes and Britney taught them such up and coming dances like “the fish,” “the swim,” and “the choo choo train.” Too bad she didn’t teach them such fun dances like, “smoking like a chimney,” “how to wash your filthy hair,” “terrible British accents,” and my personal favorite, “how to lose your kids in 10 days.” Maybe those will be taught the next time around.
At least she was doing something nice. Although I would have checked some of those kids to make sure they were midget paparazzi in disguise. And you know that at least one of them was wired with a mini camera around their chest. Trust no one.
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