Britney Spears: That ‘Drug Store Lady’

There really isn’t much more you can say about Britney. It’s all been said. Literally. Britney was out and about the other night, sporting her e-coli crusted pink wig and making yet another trip to the drug store. In this case, Rite Aide. Besides the normal crazy that I typically think about Britney, after looking at these pictures I finally realized exactly who Britney Spears is now. Britney is that “drug store lady.” You know who I’m talking about. The “drug store lady” finds the reasons why she needs to be at the drug store each and every day. Sale on sliced pink salmon in the can? Head out to the drug store. Need that box of clear plastic bandaids at 11:47 PM? Head out to the drug store. Find the need to purchase a set of 100 multi-colored blinking Christmas lights and it happens to be midnight on Christmas Eve? Head out to the drug store. You get the point.

I am proud (and by that I mean horrified) to admit that when I was 15 I worked at Walgreens and these “drug store ladies” came in morning, noon, and night. They were also famous for buying multiple cartons of Misty 120’s and passing me their $100.00 bill with their yellow and brown fingers AND they always made me smile when they tried to buy bags of birdseed with their food-stamps. Sorry “drug store lady,” only people food…not animal food. My point being, Britney is about 2 nights away from buying bags of birdseed. Trust me.

Britney Spears: That ‘Drug Store Lady’

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