Britney Spears Loses Custody of Kids

Update: It is now reported (10.1.2007) that Britney has infact lost custody of her two kids, “What’s His Face” and “The Other One.” For more up-to-date info Click Here..Right Here…Ok, Here

Fox News is reporting that Britney Spears will be losing custody of her kids, but just for a short period of time. So who will get her two kids, “What’s His Face” and “The Other One?” Why none other than Kevin Federline.

Allegedly during the custody hearing on Monday, Britney’s former bodyguard spoke of Britney’s problem with “nudity and drug use.” Yeah, I’m sure he was really concerned while Britney was flashing him her “gentleman greeter” on Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays. But clearly, now is the time to shell out that information.

I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, I remember when my mother was drunk all the time and bombing appearances at the MTV Video Music Awards, and that time she almost dropped me. Nobody seemed to want to take me away from her then. I think that people are just going after Britney because they never could find weapons of mass destruction and also because of Global Warming. Her “cha-cha” is probably green. Doesn’t that count? God speed Britney. God speed. Remember, slicing left to right just gets you attention. Slicing up and down really does the trick. Best wishes.

Britney Spears Loses Custody of Kids

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