Britney Returns to Robertson With Starbucks and an Olsen?

Uh oh! I don’t want to say too much, but while everyone is saying that “Britney’s back” in a positive way I’m hoping that Britney is back in a “fun blogger way.” She may be slimming down, but she has journeyed back to Robertson Boulevard in LA yesterday with a handful of crap and her trademark Starbucks. We haven’t seen Britney shopping down on Robertson in a long long long time. Could we just be a few more Starbucks away from another umbrella incident? Only time with tell. Time and letters to Santa. Also, what’s up with that Olsen-like assistant that’s always with her? I always assume she’s the 3rd Olsen twin…a triplet, if you will. I’ll call her Skecky Olsen from now on. Shecky Olsen and Britney Spears were surrounded by the paparazzi while shopping on Robertson Boulevard. Yeah, that sounds nice. I like Shecky. Shecky it is!

In conclusion, I’ve always wanted to write a blog post about this, but figured it was too late, so, hell, I’ll discuss it now. In Britney’s song “Piece of Me” doesn’t it sound like she’s saying, “…and with a kid on my arm I’m still exceptional at anal… want a piece of me.” No joke. Next time the song is on listen for it. You’ll never hear the song the same way again. Oh, and you totally know that Britney’s good at anal even whilst holding a kid. That’s probably how she lost custody in the first place. The song is probably just statements from the court documents.

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