Britney Loses Kids

Hide ALL the razors, umbrellas, scissors, and pills/booze in all of California because word on the street is that Britney spears just lost custody of her kids and must give them up to KFed by Wednesday (not such a Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday I guess). I just read the ruling and have no clue what it means so I decided to cut and paste it from god-forsaken Perez Hilton. Here’s what is says:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing. The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Respondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in Department 88.”

I got confused after “oral motion.” Anyway, I give Britney officially 15 hours before she checks into rehab and/or just decides to “dirt nap” it up. One last flash of the stanky putanky, Britney, before you walk into the light!

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Britney Loses Kids

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