E! Online is showing some of the first pictures of Britney Spears shooting her video for Madonna’s tour just the other day. Britney will have enough makeup caked on to hide the crazy and perform her “part” in an elevator. Her performance is said to be “short movie” that will “be very deep” and I’m going to throw in “nasally.”
I’m going to say it again. How “deep” can this performance really be? I mean unless she declares jihad I’m pretty sure we’ve seen everything that Britney is ever going to do, which already includes shaving her head, almost dropping her kids, attacking an SUV with a green umbrella, and being taken out of her house on a stretcher. Perhaps she’ll attack something with a red umbrella?