Dear Beyonce, You’re Not Spanish

Dear Beyonce,
You’re not Spanish. I know, crazy right? You may have re-recorded your CD from last year (B-Day) and added some “Spanish tracks” as the kids say, but did you know you’re not actually Spanish? You’ve said you can only sing Spanish and not speak it. I think that’s rude. There are talented singers out there (insert sarcastic overtone here ___) who are Spanish, like Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx, who can barely even sing, but can speak Spanish. Let J. Glow ruin music. You just stick to singing songs about “booties” and keep on providing directions like “to the left, to the left.”
Thank you for your time.
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