Is Beyonce playing the latest Hollywood trend? Orphan hunting? I’m not 100% sure, but she may also be auditioning for additional members of Destiny’s Child, since she seems to go through those faster than glasses of champagne. Ok, play time is over. Beyonce was actually in Nigeria, indeed at an orphanage, because she was the main headliner in the country’s first annual “ThisDay Music Festival.” I may not be winning the Nobel Peace Prize anytime soon, but I don’t think these kids need to hear you sing “Bootylicious” or “Ring the Alarm” (which will probably just scare the crap out of them). I think they just need some money and/or parents.
Wow, who knew I could find so much humor in orphans!?! Ok, I’ll see you all in hell!