I said it about Oprah and Iāll say it about Beyonce: Sluts Wear Red. Itās a fact. Check your fact book and youāll see it there. Look at the second photo, sheās even touching herself in public like a pervertā¦or a slut. See? Iām rarely wrong. Funny story, I get more hate mail from people when I tee-off on her than any other celebrity I write about. Clearly she has very committed fansā¦or fans who should be committed. Sometimes I mix up the two.
Moving right the hell along, Beyonce was wearing āstreet walking redā coming out of David Letterman last night. As a side note, Beyonce was just named ābest dressed in Hollywood 2006ā by Life and Style Magazine. Now I thought you could only win ābest dressedā in high school, but clearly that title can be carried through to other times in your life as well. Can I win ābest dressed blogger of 2006?ā Can someone create an award for that and than nominate me and then choose me as the winner? Thanks. Congratulations on your award, Beyonce. Iām sure it feels better than if you were to win the Oscar.