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America’s Next Top Model: Makeovers

IBBB employee of the month, Jenny, is back to recap last nights episode of America’s Next Top Model. It’s her favorite show, “the makeover episode.”

ANTM: Rock Climbing Bonanza

IBBB’s favorite (and only) resident America’s Next Top Model recapper is back again this week, which is surprising since she is only paid 10 cents

Harriet Carter and the Little Bitch

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you trash-bags! With the recent extra popularity of my ridiculous The Hills recaps, there have been more newbies visiting IBBB for

Newport Harbor: “Chrissy the Virgin”

Surprisingly they haven’t pulled the plug on Newport Harbor…er…I’m sorry I meant “Douche-Bag Creek.” On this very special crapisode of Douche Bag Creek, Chrissy alerts

Harriet Carter Confuses Children

There’s nothing that makes me happier than a productive Harriet Carter Wednesday…unless its when “Failure Model Chick” makes a guest appearance. What a treat because

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing

Newport Harbor: The Prom. Yeah!

It’s another craptastic episode of “Newport Harbor: Laguna Beach 4 – Return to The Hills 3.” This is a very special episode because not only

Harriet Carter’s Tackle Box

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Senorita Skank, Harriet Carter, is selling us crap that will keep us warm, keep us in a loveless marriage,

Newport Harbor: The Lame BBQ

It’s amazing how horrific this season is and I don’t mean horrific like, “it’s actually pretty good and a train wreck and I need to

New Harriet Carter Crap, Yay!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday or as they’ve been calling it in China, “I’ll Hump You on Harriet Carter Wednesday!” I think that’s what the translation

Newport Harbor: The Bikes

Ah Laguna Beach, I mean Newport Harbor. What a great show. After watching the latest episode I’ve realized that the most interesting thing of the

Harriet Carter Creepy Wednesday

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet tries to sell us some extra creepy crap and while “Failure Model Chick” hasn’t been in the Harriet

Harriet Carter: Pets and Cans

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet is covering her cans, her pets, and a little something special for her lap. Pervert. Let’s see what

Newport Harbor Recap Palooza

What a treat. Newport Harbor. Or as I like to call it “Laguna Beach 4: Return to The Hills Season’s 1-3.” Let’s see how this

Am I Wrong: The Return

Back by popular demand is yet another installment of “Am I Wrong?” Is anyone paying attention to China? What in the hell is going on

Getting to Know YOU!

I present to you another installment of Getting to Know YOU where we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and

Harriet Carter is Getting Purdy

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Harriet’s changing the way you experience your hump-day one white-trash product at a time. Where were you when you first discovered

Getting to Know YOU

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing

Hot Enough For Ya?!?

Hot enough for ya? Yes, that is my favorite question this time of year. I slowly wait for the first heatwave of the summer and

Harriet Carter 4th of July!

I love it when Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday coincides with a major holiday. Today, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday turns into Happy Harriet Carter 4th of

Getting to Know You and You

Well, it’s back again folks. A little segment you’ve been enjoying called Getting to Know YOU in which I shed a little light onto how

Harriet Carter T-Shirts Palooza!!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! The weather is getting warmer so it’s time to start wearing some t-shirts, some stylish t-shirts and Harriet Carter certainly has

Am I Wrong? Well, Am I?

It’s time for another installment of Am I Wrong?. You know you love it. I don’t like the song “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole. So

Getting to Know YOU, Again

Back by popular demand is Getting to Know YOU, a new little segment that takes some of the best phrases and/or questions that people type

Getting to Know YOU

I always seem to get questions emailed to me wanting to know more about me and my life, etc. I try to answer as many

Am I Wrong? Part III

Back by popular demand is a little segment I like to call, “Am I Wrong?” No seriously, am I wrong? This segment will have a

Harriet Carter Thursday??

No I haven’t gone crazy (well I have, but that’s another story) and I know that Harriet Carter is only for Wednesday’s, but I saw

Dear Sally Field

Dear Sally Field, Please stop. No really, stop. I personally don’t think I can take another minute of watching one of your “Boniva” commercials. I

Harriet Carter Could Kill You?

I almost forgot that it was already Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday due having Memorial Day off. Luckily, since I think about Harriet each and every

American Idol Finale: Thank Christ

So it’s finally the American Idol finale and I already regret committing to watching this for 2-hours. Who will win? Blake? Jordin? Who cares? So

Harriet Carter Apparel: Wear It!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! You know, it really dawned on me that I never really tackled the beautiful clothes and “clothing accessories” that Harriet Carter

American Idol Isn’t Over Yet?

It’s the second to last American Idol episode, so you know what that means….they are going to recap the hell out of the last season.

Heidi’s Mom is Cindy Walsh

I feel like there is more “The Hills” news going on now than when the show is actually on. This time around Heidi’s mom is

Am I Wrong: Part 2

Who would have known that my new segment “Am I Wrong” would be such a “hit with the kids”?? I got a ton of emails

What is American Idol Even About?

Seriously, what is American Idol even about anymore? I get that the first night is about the singing. It’s also about Paula Abdul jumbling her

Am I Wrong?

As you know, every now and then I like to break off from the celebrity news just to clear my head. Typically, I do this

Idol Gives Back, I Give Up

I guess when Idol gives back that means that all the contestants wear white clothes. Hey Idol, it’s not 1945 when white is “good.” All

A Summer Fling With Harriet Carter

What an awesome Harriet Carter Wednesday this is! Are you wondering why? Well that would be because Harriet has just officially released her summer crap!

American Idol Gives Back

After American Idol has raped the American public of gazillions of dollars and time lost in our lives, they have decided to give back. Whatever

Jason Wahler Hearts Guns

Even though “The Hills” is on a break until Season 3 starts up at some point in the summer, it’s like every week there is

Dear Myspace

It’s been a little while since I went on a rant. Now’s the time. Dear Myspace, How are things with you? I’m guessing “not so

Tricky Little Harriet Carter Wednesday

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday everybody! Harriet really came though again this week by covering the church, stupid criminals, and your common pervert peeping-Tom. It’s almost

Harriet Carter Wednesday Surprises

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It seems like every Harriet Carter Wednesday I can an endless amount of email from people loving the “Harriet Carter” but

Diana Degarmo Pulls an Olsen

74 seasons ago on American Idol there was Diana Degarmo, a pudgy little finalist the loved to wear pink hats. That was her thing. Diana

The Harriet Carter Crapalog

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I’m still trying to make it into the Harriet Carter Crapalog, but nothing to report yet. This week Harriet covers some

Jessica From Laguna Beach Arrested

Seriously, Jessica will still do whatever it takes to get with Jason from Laguna Beach. This time, she’s mimicked his arrest when she was busted

Wednesday’s With Harriet Carter

Similar to “Tuesday’s With Maury,” I prefer to spend my Wednesday’s with Harriet Carter. It is, of course, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday at IBBB where

American Idol Tries to Trump Oprah

American Idol had a special moment (cue the Full House music) last night. They’ve been talking about a special announcement all season. What’s the announcement?

Be My Valentine Harriet Carter!

Are you kidding? You know how psyched I was when I realized that Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday would take place directly on Valentine’s Day! So,

Saint Harriet Carter Wednesday

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday all you sick-son-of-a-bitches! Let’s face it, every day is really Harriet Carter Wednesday! I also want you to know that I

Harriet Carter: Nothing But Love

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I must make a confession, I fear the day when there are no more products available in the Harriet Carter catalog

The Hills Makes My Head Hurt

Sure the Golden Globes were on at the same time of the new season of “The Hills,” but how many hours can you really watch

Why I Hate Dating Shows

It’s been a while since I went on a bit of a rant, so I kinda feel like it’s time right? Why I Hate Dating

Justin Guarini the New Jennifer Grey?

My sister loves “before and after” pictures of people on crystal meth (awesome!). I love “before and after” pictures of celebrities who change just one

Harriet Carter, My Angel

How lucky you all are that you get 2 Harriet Carter posts in one week! Well, it is Harriet Carter Wednesday after all. Let’s call

Happy Harriet Carter Thanksgiving!

Wow, the day before Thanksgiving already! What better way to celebrate the day before than to have yourself a slice of Harriet Carter. Let’s see

Laguna Beach 3, RIP

R.I.P Season 3, R.I.P. It’s graduation day for some of the kids of Laguna Beach and you know what that means! There are only a

Harriet Carter and Her Surprise Box!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday everyone! This weeks look into, my favorite, Harriet Carter catalog will provide an overview of “things you can wear” or “use

Laguna Beach Makes Me Dumb

Yeah! 1 hour of Laguna Beach kills 25% of my braincells. It’s prom season for the gang of Laguna Beach, which means that all the

Harriet Carter: My Heart, My Soulmate

As always, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! My goal is to change the entire world population from saying “Happy Humpday!” to “Happy Harriet Carter Day!” Spread

Laguna Beach Gossip: I Heart Cami

Time for the obligatory, “I’m getting too old for this crap.” Well folks we are officially halfway through the season of Laguna Beach. How do

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!

It’s time for my favorite segment, “Happy Harriet Carter Day!” Thanks to everyone for their support of the Harriet Carter segment. Who knew that cheap

Laguna Beach Gossip Hurts

As always, I must start this post by saying that I’m getting too old for this crap. However, like a choreographed train-wreck, I must watch.

Happy Harriet Carter Monday!

That’s right! Back by popular demand, I am pleased to say that Harriet Carter is back baby! Seriously, with all the absolute crap that they

A Laguna Beach Coke Whore?

Uh-oh! And what do we have here? The rumors are flying that Nikki from Laguna Beach likes to dabble in a little coke. I mean