America’s Next Top Model: Makeovers
IBBB employee of the month, Jenny, is back to recap last nights episode of America’s Next Top Model. It’s her favorite show, “the makeover episode.”
IBBB employee of the month, Jenny, is back to recap last nights episode of America’s Next Top Model. It’s her favorite show, “the makeover episode.”
Happy Harriet Carter 1 Year Anniversary! I know. Imagine writing about Harriet Carter products for 1 full year without taking some pills to end my
Ah yes my friends. The interview you have all been waiting for. I would like to note that this interview is not yet award winning,
Ah yes, this season of “Douche Bag Creek” has come to and end. Will there be another season? Will MTV just move down the street
IBBB’s favorite (and only) resident America’s Next Top Model recapper is back again this week, which is surprising since she is only paid 10 cents
Ah my friends, do I have a “Hills” treat for you. Good old IBBB hit the pavement (not literally) and has sat down for a
I think it’s perfect that Britney technically had to hand over her kids on such a glorious day. Harriet Carter Wednesday! Are you having a
Resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, is back in action this week recapping the absolute piss out of last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. Here
Alright alright, it’s graduation day for the troops of Douche Bag Creek. It seems like just yesterday I was trying to figure out who was
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday you trash-bags! With the recent extra popularity of my ridiculous The Hills recaps, there have been more newbies visiting IBBB for
My Dearest Elodie (this is best read in a British accent, trust me), You are quite the mystery to me. You, Elodie, are a surprise
Surprisingly they haven’t pulled the plug on Newport Harbor…er…I’m sorry I meant “Douche-Bag Creek.” On this very special crapisode of Douche Bag Creek, Chrissy alerts
There’s nothing that makes me happier than a productive Harriet Carter Wednesday…unless its when “Failure Model Chick” makes a guest appearance. What a treat because
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
It’s another craptastic episode of “Newport Harbor: Laguna Beach 4 – Return to The Hills 3.” This is a very special episode because not only
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Senorita Skank, Harriet Carter, is selling us crap that will keep us warm, keep us in a loveless marriage,
Yeah that’s right. A-list. Ok fine, P-list. Anyway, IBBB was invited to the GQ Fashion Show and after-party at the Gansevoort Hotel in New York
It’s amazing how horrific this season is and I don’t mean horrific like, “it’s actually pretty good and a train wreck and I need to
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday or as they’ve been calling it in China, “I’ll Hump You on Harriet Carter Wednesday!” I think that’s what the translation
I present to you another installment of Getting to Know YOU where we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and
Ah Laguna Beach, I mean Newport Harbor. What a great show. After watching the latest episode I’ve realized that the most interesting thing of the
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet tries to sell us some extra creepy crap and while “Failure Model Chick” hasn’t been in the Harriet
Yeah so it’s only episode 2 of the very original Newport Harbor and I’m already bored. I’m not sure I can commit to recapping the
While I always felt that Lauren and Heidi were horrific actresses I never imagined how much these two dirt bags (not Lauren) got paid to
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet is covering her cans, her pets, and a little something special for her lap. Pervert. Let’s see what
What a treat. Newport Harbor. Or as I like to call it “Laguna Beach 4: Return to The Hills Season’s 1-3.” Let’s see how this
It’s the summer. There are repeats on TV, so there can be repeats here. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday: The One With the Repeat. It was
Back by popular demand is yet another installment of “Am I Wrong?” Is anyone paying attention to China? What in the hell is going on
Ah Harriet Carter Wednesday’s. What would we do without them? Harriet has been with us in good times and in bad, in sickness and in
I present to you another installment of Getting to Know YOU where we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and
Harriet Carter Wednesday’s are making Wednesday’s better one Wednesday at a time. Huh? This week Harriet is trying to sell crap to our kids, then
This weeks Harriet Carter Wednesday is proudly sponsored by Goya! Ole! Ok, it’s not. Happy HCW (as the kids are now calling it) and I’m
Well it’s Friday so that means useless and random blog posts. Therefore I present to you another installment of Getting to Know YOU where we
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Harriet’s changing the way you experience your hump-day one white-trash product at a time. Where were you when you first discovered
Let me tell ya, not drinking directly after work really allows you to learn some interesting things. For example, I got home from work last
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday one and all…and none. This week as we dive into what Harriet is pushing us to buy we notice one major
Hot enough for ya? Yes, that is my favorite question this time of year. I slowly wait for the first heatwave of the summer and
I love it when Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday coincides with a major holiday. Today, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday turns into Happy Harriet Carter 4th of
Well, it’s back again folks. A little segment you’ve been enjoying called Getting to Know YOU in which I shed a little light onto how
First off, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Second, this weeks Harriet Carter post will be a bit different. Why you ask? Because I’ve officially found out
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! The weather is getting warmer so it’s time to start wearing some t-shirts, some stylish t-shirts and Harriet Carter certainly has
It’s time for another installment of Am I Wrong?. You know you love it. I don’t like the song “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole. So
Back by popular demand is Getting to Know YOU, a new little segment that takes some of the best phrases and/or questions that people type
You know what makes me feel better about global warming? Harriet Carter. Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week we take a look at some more
Did you know it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday? Well, it is. So Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. It is officially month 8 of my “I’m trying to
I always seem to get questions emailed to me wanting to know more about me and my life, etc. I try to answer as many
Back by popular demand is a little segment I like to call, “Am I Wrong?” No seriously, am I wrong? This segment will have a
No I haven’t gone crazy (well I have, but that’s another story) and I know that Harriet Carter is only for Wednesday’s, but I saw
Dear Sally Field, Please stop. No really, stop. I personally don’t think I can take another minute of watching one of your “Boniva” commercials. I
I almost forgot that it was already Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday due having Memorial Day off. Luckily, since I think about Harriet each and every
So it’s finally the American Idol finale and I already regret committing to watching this for 2-hours. Who will win? Blake? Jordin? Who cares? So
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! You know, it really dawned on me that I never really tackled the beautiful clothes and “clothing accessories” that Harriet Carter
It’s the second to last American Idol episode, so you know what that means….they are going to recap the hell out of the last season.
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you think Harriet read this? She should feel really loved knowing that there is a whole day dedicated to her.
I feel like there is more “The Hills” news going on now than when the show is actually on. This time around Heidi’s mom is
Who would have known that my new segment “Am I Wrong” would be such a “hit with the kids”?? I got a ton of emails
Seriously, what is American Idol even about anymore? I get that the first night is about the singing. It’s also about Paula Abdul jumbling her
Yeah Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Or, this time I should call it Happy Harriet Carter White Trash Wednesday! The three products I will be reviewing
Live from New York, it’s Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday (a day late)! Get it? Get my horrible joke? Yup, I’m in NYC baby! (yes that
As you know, every now and then I like to break off from the celebrity news just to clear my head. Typically, I do this
I guess when Idol gives back that means that all the contestants wear white clothes. Hey Idol, it’s not 1945 when white is “good.” All
What an awesome Harriet Carter Wednesday this is! Are you wondering why? Well that would be because Harriet has just officially released her summer crap!
After American Idol has raped the American public of gazillions of dollars and time lost in our lives, they have decided to give back. Whatever
(Please sing the next 3 sentences to the tune of “How Much is that Doggy in the Window”) How much is that pedophile in the
Even though “The Hills” is on a break until Season 3 starts up at some point in the summer, it’s like every week there is
It’s been a little while since I went on a rant. Now’s the time. Dear Myspace, How are things with you? I’m guessing “not so
Oh crap, it’s country music night on American Idol. The bad news is that the first person who sings something by Reba McIntyre will force
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday everybody! Harriet really came though again this week by covering the church, stupid criminals, and your common pervert peeping-Tom. It’s almost
It’s tough when The Hills isn’t on. IBBB readers are still emailing me about my thoughts on everything “The Hills” related. It’s tough when the
Trends in Hollywood come in waves, or “trends” if you will. First people get married, later they become alcoholics, next they enter rehab, sometimes they
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It seems like every Harriet Carter Wednesday I can an endless amount of email from people loving the “Harriet Carter” but
74 seasons ago on American Idol there was Diana Degarmo, a pudgy little finalist the loved to wear pink hats. That was her thing. Diana
Woo-hoo! Just because MTV’s The Hill’s is over for the season doesn’t mean that we won’t be hearing about what is going on with the
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Just when you think the Harriet Carter Crapalog starts to run out of items, I discover more crap that can be
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I’m still trying to make it into the Harriet Carter Crapalog, but nothing to report yet. This week Harriet covers some
Ok, so I admit I haven’t been keeping up with all of the American Idol “hoopla” Yeah, I said it. Hoopla. However I couldn’t miss
Seriously, Jessica will still do whatever it takes to get with Jason from Laguna Beach. This time, she’s mimicked his arrest when she was busted
Blogs are a funny thing. You feel like you have this set audience, but every day new people discover your site for the very first
As my buddy Andrew perfectly said, “I love it when Paula takes klonopin.” You know what? I do too. American Idol has the craziest cast
Similar to “Tuesday’s With Maury,” I prefer to spend my Wednesday’s with Harriet Carter. It is, of course, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday at IBBB where
In the “I Can’t Believe I’m About to Report on This” News, ex American Idol contestant Mario Vasquez is being accused that he tried to
Oh now look how sweet and innocent Antonella Barba can be. For this one time only I will allow Antonella to share the name of
American Idol had a special moment (cue the Full House music) last night. They’ve been talking about a special announcement all season. What’s the announcement?
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It is always quite surprising the amount of emails I get about my Harriet Carter product highlights. This time I got
America’s Next Top Model is back and as promised months ago. ImBringingBloggingBack would have a guest writer for this season of ANTM (as the kids
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! To me the Harriet Carter Crapalog is like a “Where’s Waldo” book. You always notice something new each time you look
I haven’t had a rant in a little bit, so now is the time. I may not be the best with math (or spelling, or
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! As new people are making their way to ImBringingBloggingBack on a regular basis I still get the question of “What is
Are you kidding? You know how psyched I was when I realized that Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday would take place directly on Valentine’s Day! So,
Some people become Scientologists. I’m going to become a Carterologist or a Harriatholic. So happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, as always. This one is a little
Time for a rant! No, I won’t text “Joke” to 6657. In fact, I won’t text “horoscope” to 2242 or “love” to 9437. Seriously? These
It’s good to see that Jennifer Hudson hasn’t forgotten where she came from. Right now, somewhere, Jennifer is saying, “What do you mean where I
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday all you sick-son-of-a-bitches! Let’s face it, every day is really Harriet Carter Wednesday! I also want you to know that I
Uh-oh it’s Heidi’s birthday and you know that nothing good is coming out of that. I really enjoyed how they keep saying it’s Heidi’s birthday,
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! I must make a confession, I fear the day when there are no more products available in the Harriet Carter catalog
Man the last week flew by and every day was plagued by me trying to figure out if Heidi was indeed pregnant or was I
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all! Ok, I tried “y’all” and didn’t like it. I’m not going to use it anymore. Today will be the “Happy
Sure the Golden Globes were on at the same time of the new season of “The Hills,” but how many hours can you really watch
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday all of you sick son-of-a-bitches! I got a ton of email last week from some people who loved my Harriet Carter
It’s been a while since I went on a bit of a rant, so I kinda feel like it’s time right? Why I Hate Dating
Seriously, I should just write about Harriet Carter products because it is the most popular of anything I write on this sad little blog. I
So it’s been a pretty slow news week with it being the holidays and all, but it is Harriet Carter Wednesday, so I figured what
Christmas is right around the corner which means two things: (1) Little baby Jesus was born and (2) It’s the ImBringingBloggingBack: A Very Special Harriet
My sister loves “before and after” pictures of people on crystal meth (awesome!). I love “before and after” pictures of celebrities who change just one
How lucky you all are that you get 2 Harriet Carter posts in one week! Well, it is Harriet Carter Wednesday after all. Let’s call
So you know me, from time to time I stray a little away from the celebrity gossip and just basically go on a rant. Well
I know, I know! You must be looking at your calendar and checking the date. No, it isn’t Harriet Carter Wednesday, but since I was
There is nothing I like better than before and after teeth pictures. It’s a sickness really. I mean it’s not as bad as my sister’s
Wow the week goes by so fast! Time for a little Harriet Carter action! There are many things I learn from Harriet Carter. I learn
Wow, the day before Thanksgiving already! What better way to celebrate the day before than to have yourself a slice of Harriet Carter. Let’s see
R.I.P Season 3, R.I.P. It’s graduation day for some of the kids of Laguna Beach and you know what that means! There are only a
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday everyone! This weeks look into, my favorite, Harriet Carter catalog will provide an overview of “things you can wear” or “use
Yeah! 1 hour of Laguna Beach kills 25% of my braincells. It’s prom season for the gang of Laguna Beach, which means that all the
As always, Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! My goal is to change the entire world population from saying “Happy Humpday!” to “Happy Harriet Carter Day!” Spread
Time for the obligatory, “I’m getting too old for this crap.” Well folks we are officially halfway through the season of Laguna Beach. How do
It’s time for my favorite segment, “Happy Harriet Carter Day!” Thanks to everyone for their support of the Harriet Carter segment. Who knew that cheap
As always, I must start this post by saying that I’m getting too old for this crap. However, like a choreographed train-wreck, I must watch.
That’s right! Back by popular demand, I am pleased to say that Harriet Carter is back baby! Seriously, with all the absolute crap that they
Uh-oh! And what do we have here? The rumors are flying that Nikki from Laguna Beach likes to dabble in a little coke. I mean
Thank God for Jessica! Seriously, she is a carbon-copy of last season. She picks random fights with Cameron. She is literally fighting with girl 2
So after having numerous conversations with many of the IBBB readers over the past few weeks, I see one common theme. You want me to
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