We all love Teen Mom. ALL OF US. There, I said it. While we’ll never be able to capture all of the scenes that made us laugh, squirm, and want to deny our citizenship, we have scoured the blessed Internet to find some of our favorite Teen Mom scenes of all time, some scenes we almost […]
The 10 Major Sex Toys on Sale This Black Friday Into Cyber Monday!!
Ready to buy one of the best-selling sex toys, but don’t want to have to take out a second mortgage to purchase it? Well you’re in luck because these sex toy deals for Black Friday 2020!! The Top 3 Ok so let’s face it, nobody loves having to go into a store to actually make their […]
The 9 Best Makeup Fridges Your Beauty Routine Will Thank Your For
So do you really need to store your makeup in the refrigerator? The short answer? Sort of. Read on! The Top 3 Amazon’s Top Deals If you’ve spent any time on Insta these days (and don’t even get us started on Snap), you’ve noticed that just about every beauty influencer (yes, it’s still a thing) is […]
The LOL Surprise Beach Ball Sprinkler Will Make Summer So Much Cooler
Who needs a pool when a magical LOL Surprise sprinkler ball just arrived to your backyard?! This summer when your kiddos are finally spending more time outside than inside the house you’ll want to keep them cool. Whether you have a pool or not, they’re going to become obsessed with this super fun new LOL Surprise […]
18 Super Fun Bridesmaids Gifts They Actually Won’t Eye-Roll
As if your wedding wasn’t expensive enough, it’s now time to get all of your bridesmaids a gift. Ugh. Ok, well, here are some really unique ways to say ‘thank you’ to each and every one of them. Keep reading! They really have been there for you throughout all aspects of your special day. They dealt […]
Barbie is Ready to Jet Off in Her New Travel Dream Plane and Helicopter Because, Well, She’s Earned It!
As if another reason was needed why we all want Barbie’s life, she now has her very own (brand new) Travel Dream Plane and helicopter. Which will you choose is the real question. Here’s everything we know about these must-have toys for 2020. Barbie is many things and, well, a worldly traveler is one of them! […]
The NEW Dr. Seuss’s Horse Museum Book is Ready for Pre Order
As if 2020 couldn’t get any better, it was just officially announced that a brand new book from Dr. Seuss titled “Dr. Seuss’s Horse Museum” is being released and it’s now officially ready for pre-order. Read on! Let’s face it, we’ve all grown up on Dr. Seuss books. And who hasn’t received “Oh, the Places […]
The New ‘Peep on a Perch’ is Easter’s Answer to ‘Elf on a Shelf’
Because you thought you were out of the woods after Christmas ended. Nope. Introducing Peep on a Perch. Hey, anything to get the kiddos to start behaving we’re into. Here’s everything you need to know. Just when your beloved Elf on a Shelf went back to Santa’s dream bungalow in the North Pole and you […]
The New Scruff-a-Luvs Blossom Bunnies are Here Just in Time for Easter!
Yes! The new Scruff-A-Luvs ‘Blossom Bunnies’ are here and just in time for Easter (or whenever) so hop to it and pre-order yours today! One of the most popular toys from last Christmas was the cute and fluffy little Scruff-A-Luvs. Well, Little Live just came out with a brand new limited edition bunny called Blossom Bunnies and […]
KaraoKing Just Came Out With a Wireless Karaoke Microphone for Kids (and it’s a bear!)
Now your kids can scream into a bears head and basically take their karaoke career anywhere thanks to this new wireless karaoke microphone. Block your ears and read on! You know how you love when your kids sing and, even better yet, make you listen to them? Well now they can sing their karaoke songs […]
Teen Mom Recap: Gary’s Vasectomy is Caught on Film
It’s safe to say that this season’s Teen Mom is pretty much the pits. It’s also safe to say that I’ve missed a few episodes due to a self inflicted coma. It’s also safe to say that we’re all here this week strictly for Gary’s vasectomy. That’s right folks, Gary’s ding-a-ling-christmas-bells are getting a snippity-do-da-day right […]
iCarly Totally Ghosts Catelynn and Tyler’s Birthday Party For Her
So I’m bummed I missed last weeks crapisode because I just got caught up and got to see the squalor that Tyler’s sister, Amber, left his house in. There were legit holes smashed through the glass, doors kicked apart, blankets matted to the wet dirt in the side yard and, I’m sure if I hit […]
Teen Mom Recap: Butch Makes Amends (The Cliffs Notes Version)
When all else fails on this show, make Butch (allegedly) contractually obligated to make amends to his kids on camera. The only catch? The rehab facility won’t let them film the amends. Um, I mean, how am I supposed to know if I have a drug problem unless I see someone else’s amends, live, on […]
Teen Mom: Gary Hires Carmen San Diego to Find His Biological Father
Clap if you think this show is really going downhill on the Interest-o-Meter. No really, clap. I’ll be able to hear you. I’m like Santa. Always watching and breaking into your house on the same night every year. Anyway, this week on Ye Old Teenage Mother, for those of us keeping score Amber appears […]
Teen Mom: The Moment Bristol Palin Decides to Get Divorced (on Television)
It’s time for another episode of “3 Minute Scenes Before a Commercial.” This week, we experience about 3 minute scenes before we get a commercial. Thank you and goodnight! How are y’all feeling about this new season so far? Had I had any voting mechanisms on this janky site I’d be able to poll you […]
The New ‘Wocka Wocka’ Interactive Fozzie Bear is Giving Elmo a Run For His Giggling Money!
We have, literally, been waiting our entire life for an interactive Fozzie Bear that will put our old Tickle Me Elmo to shame. Now our wish has been granted and your kids will definitely want to add this to their Christmas list this year! We couldn’t love Fozzie Bear any more than we do. It’s […]
Teen Mom Recap: Sarah Palin at a Bachelorette Party is What This Country Needs
Well here we are again. Another season, another couple of ye old teenage mothers added to the mix. At this point I’m pretty sure that there are 15 different moms featured in this episode and, well, I’m not sure I actually like it. To be clear, I actually love it. And if I’m being honester I’m really […]
So Briana & Brittany Try to Fight Kail at the Teen Mom 2 Reunion
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m here for all the fist-fights. Toss in some hair pulling and, well, you’ve got yourself some reality show gold. The kind folks at MTV have really realized that simply following the lives of ye old teenage mothers can get a little, well, boring. Toss them together in […]
Jenelle Plays ‘Road Rage Chicken’ on the Highway, Pulls Out a Gun, and Almost Crashes
I mean, you know things are bad in Jenelle’s life when a simple car ride with her son can’t just go as planned. As they’re driving along the highway of East Bum, Jenelle notices that there’s a truck tailgating her. Now I thought tailgating was when you basically crush beers and grill burgers in the […]
7 Cute PopSockets to Keep Your Phone Safe and Your Kids Happy
Because these little PopSockets are totally cool and actually useful. Add a little personality to your phone STAT! PopSockets have been around for the last few years and, well, they’re not going anywhere anytime soon. In fact, a recent report claims that tens of millions of these have already been sold! These little safety buttons (as […]
The Commodore C64 Mini is Coming to the US Just In Time for Christmas 2018!
Nerd prayers have been answered and the Commodore’s C64 Mini is making its way to North America just in time for the holidays. Here’s everything we currently know on where to find it, how to pre-order it, which games come with it and more! The dork in all of us couldn’t be more excited if […]
Bristol Palin is Joining Teen Mom OG and Farrah Isn’t Pleased
If Sarah Palin isn’t in at least 10 episodes riding a moose in camo booty shorts, well then, I’m out. Just when you thought that Teen Mom OG was running out of ideas, enter the breaking news from TMZ reporting that Bristol Palin is joining the cast of the OGs and has already started filming […]
Teen Mom 2: Barb Becomes Nathan’s New Girlfriend
We’re fresh off of David not really being able to film anymore with MTV and, well, Jenelle is in quite a pickle. This week she’s supposed to drop off Kaiser on the side of a busy highway so that Nathan can basically running-man his way back into Kaiser’s life, but the catch is that David […]
Teen Mom 2: Meet Jenelle’s Brother and, Uh, I Have Questions
Geesh. You miss one week of Teen Mom 2 and you miss Jace calling Jenelle and David “pieces of sh*t.” Luckily it was in the last 5 seconds of the last episode so guess who made it just in time to watch! Take THAT janky DVR! Anyway, I have to admit that I had no […]
TM2: Who Called the Cops on Jenelle & Was It Over Those Pill Bottles?!
Jenelle – I always love when Teen Mom 2 turns into an episode of COPS and, well, this time was no different. I typically prefer my episodes to consist of a chase with the cameraman running after all the action with a shaky camera, but this one will have to do. The producer, Kristen I believe, […]
Watch Jenelle’s House Literally Sink Into the Ground Because, The Land.
I missed the recap last week and the amount of hate-mail I received was at an all time high. It’s like me and Mother Theresa are the same person. I am, of course, talking about Theresa Guidice. But you knew that. Jenelle – If it’s one storyline that has never been covered yet, it’s clearly the […]
Now You Can Watch Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham Get Arrested in Beverly Hills!
Because sometimes karma doesn’t take that long to swing her way back around. According to the evil geniuses at TMZ, Teen Mom’s favorite glowworm, Farrah Abraham, was allegedly arrested for allegedly hitting a hotel worker while allegedly intoxicated allegedly last night. Did we mention “allegedly?” Apparently she was at the Beverly Hills Hotel and got […]
Teen Mom 2: So David is Still Using 80’s Slurs to Attack Nathan
Welp. I missed one week and apparently Kail has gone through so many men that she now looped all the way around to women. I say good for her. Also even though I’m the writer of this mess I need to say, “I’m here for Don.” As you know, Don is allegedly Kail’s girlfriend. She […]
Reformation Launches at Nordstrom and We’re Here for All Of It
Alert! Alert! Alert! You can now get your favorite Reformation fashions directly at Nordstrom! Goodbye money! All fashion insiders have been hearing the rumor for quite some time and, well, now it’s official! Reformation is debuting at Nordstrom in-store and, most importantly, online. “Hooray!” said the world. Reformation, which is known for their sustainable and […]
So Everyone is Quitting Teen Mom 2 Apparently
While the crapisode was a royal mess (shoutout to the royal wedding so I resonate with “the kids”), I have to admit I’m totally digging how all the teen moms are filming the same scenes together. Plus, I love a garbage dump of a storyline so that fact that almost each teenage mother was basically […]
Target Launches Their Own Tech Line, Heyday, and Everything Is Under $60!
Because we need another reason to spend more time at Target! We’re not mad at their chic and totally cute new tech product line, Heyday. Here’s the best of their best. Who doesn’t love spending countless hours at Target? Even when we’re not technically in their store we’re certainly online browsing, shopping, and looking for Target’s super […]
These I Love Lucy Funko Pop Figurines are a Black and White Dream Come True
Because all these years later we’re still obsessed with all things I Love Lucy. The biggest Lucy fans will love these latest Funko Pop figurines! One of the hottest items of the summer (especially for us Lucy fans) will definitely be the latest creation from Funko Pop. Yes, we’re talking about these classic I Love Lucy […]
Target Launches ‘Original Use’ for Men Into Streetwear and We’re Not Mad At It
Target wants guys to dress more comfortably this year and the new launch of their own brand, Original Use, does just that. Here’s the deal. Believe it or not there actually was a time when you would never tell anyone that you bought your clothes from Target. Tech stuff, movies, books, bedding…sure. But clothes? Never. […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle is Ready for ‘Mean Girls the Teen Mom Edition’
I feel like I’ve said this before, but I honestly don’t know what this show is about anymore, what the timeline is, and what is actually going on. Am I the only one? Either way, this entire crapisode centers around everyone getting ready to film the reunion. I’m sorry now, are we talking about the […]
Whether You Hear ‘Laurel’ or ‘Yanny’ There’s a T-Shirt For Both!
Because by now the entire world has decided if they’ve heard ‘Laurel’ or ‘Yanny.’ Here’s the t-shirts to show your support for Team Laurel or Team Yanny! So…which is it? Did you hear that creepy robot voice say “Laurel” or “Yanny?” Personally we heard “Yanny” and there is absolutely no way we’ve heard “Laurel.” If […]