You Know How Toilets Flush Backwards in Australia?

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So you know how toilets flush backwards in Australia than they do in the America of the United States of the America of the US?  I wonder if Audrina’s ceiling eyes become more “basement eyes?”  I feel like this is a great question. I hope that d-bag that’s with her (who isn’t Justin Bobby) is analyzing her eye situation.  Doubtful though, since I’m pretty sure they’re doing the “I’m a little teapot” dance.  Although, I kinda do wanna tip Audrina over and pour her out…..or whatever the lyrics are.  I’m over it.

Audrina “Teefs” Patridge took an Australian harbor cruise in Walsh Bay just days before the MTV Australian Music Awards.  Did you know she will be hosting the red carpet at the award show?  What a treat for the viewers.  I feel like she’s 4 steps behind the lifeless Kim Kardashian when she tries to interview people on the red carpet.  Maybe she’ll hypnotize the viewers with her rack and teeth and nobody will be the wiser.

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