Oh that Audrina!Ā That chilly water really makes her teef pop!Ā And I have to admit, stuffing Enzo into her bikini top really works for her.Ā I mean, on Heidi it makes her look like two marbles trying to make it through a straw, but on Audrina is balances her outā¦.and by ābalances her outā I mean āmakes me look at her dead eyes and teeth less.Ā Iām still looking, but Iām looking less.Ā Kinda like an eclipse.Ā Youāre not supposed to look directly at it, but you think youāre invincible so you quickly glance up just to make sure itās there and you feel a lot better that you know itās there.Ā Ā Kinda like that.
Teefs Pats did what she does best, sitting and/or standing in water with her rack hanging out, for FHM magazine.Ā If weāre all very quiet right now you can almost hear Lauren Conrad shaving her mustache and stuffing her bra with the upper lip hair.