What is this I hear? Audrina “Teefs” Patridge is slated to join the Pussycat Dolls for a Las Vegas show? That sounds teefrific to me! At good old standby Pure Nightclub on March 28th, Audrina will cart her ass up on stage and provide some type of performance with the Pussycat Dolls that is not being released at this time. According to Multiple Persons Magazine other celebrities in the past have sang along with the group while others danced in a giant champagne glass and yet others simply swung from a giant swing connected to the ceiling.
I think Audrina should either have a Teef Off with her sister or have a Dead Eyes contest with a member of the audience. Regardless and also irregardless you know that Heidi is going to be BULLCRAP when she hears this. Heidi is the true talented singer and she even has the boombox to prove it! Oh well. Either way I just hope Audrina wears her Justin Bobby motorcycle helmet if she’s going to be swinging from the ceiling. Actually, even if she’s just standing there on stage smiling she should wear the helmet. Moreover (nice use of that word), Audrina should sport a helmet 23-24 hours a day and 25 hours a day on Sundays.