Can someone please tell me just exactly where Audrina is looking when the camera is going off? No really. Tell me. Because it looks like no matter what picture I see of her she is always looking half at the skyline and half at the top of the camera. You do the math. Anyway, Audrina not only cuddled up with a dog at the Boost Mobile table at the LNA Clothing party in Malibu the other day, but she’s also flashing her dogs “gentlemen greeter” right towards me.
I was staring at that dogs crotch like I was looking for Waldo in a crowd of people all wearing red striped shirts. After trying to figure out if that was “doggie business” being shown I finally decided that after 15 minutes it was. Then I realized I was looking at a dogs vagina. Then I realized I was writing about. Then I realized just how much I loved this blog. Go green!