Who in the Holy Hell Knocked Up My Little Olsen? Please Leave Me Your Name.

Sing along if you know the tune:

“My little Olsen, pregnant Olsen,
I love to brush your Tanner-like hair.

My little Olsen, knocked up Olsen,
I can’t take you anywhere.”

Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen is allegedly “with child.” Have mercy! This is all according to the National Enquirer because the Olsen in question is said to have gained weight lately that has her tipping the scales at 102 pounds. I shit you not. That’s really what they’re basing this on. Couldn’t she just be off the crack…not pregnant?

Oh Jesus. Papouli must be rolling over in his grave. Oppa!

Who Claims This Crap?


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