Sing along if you know the tune:
âMy little Olsen, pregnant Olsen,
I love to brush your Tanner-like hair.
My little Olsen, knocked up Olsen,
I canât take you anywhere.â
Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen is allegedly âwith child.â Have mercy! This is all according to the National Enquirer because the Olsen in question is said to have gained weight lately that has her tipping the scales at 102 pounds. I shit you not. Thatâs really what theyâre basing this on. Couldnât she just be off the crackâŠnot pregnant?
Oh Jesus. Papouli must be rolling over in his grave. Oppa!