Remember that one episode of Full House when little Michelle Tanner put on her grandmothers shoes, pearls, and hat? Yeah, well it wasnāt cute then and it isnāt cute now. I am officially going on the record saying that I donāt find the Olsen Sluts attractive at all. Ok, well thatās a stretch. The one on the right is ok. Iād totally play a quick game of strip flip-cup with her, but she has to leave the cock-eyed one at home.
The Olsen Sluts dressed like my drunken great-grandmother who put on all of her clothes as she tried to escape the Titanic. Arenāt they like 19? Why do they dress like itās āSeniors Night Under the Seaā at the local nursing home? Both Olsenās were partying it up at the InStyle Golden Globes After Party and one of them even shows her teeth as the cameras flash. Why do they always look pissed and frail? Doesnāt money make you happy? Iām going to keep thinking it does until I get large sums of it and then can change my mind.
I give this this Olsen Slut look 2 āDJ Tannerās Down.ā