So on this momentous occasion of the Olsen Sluts turning 21 they can now legally drink and gamble. They no longer have to show a fake ID when walking into the corner store to buy scratch tickets in hopes that they will win millions. Oh wait, never mind.
Happy 21st birthday Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Tanner-Gibbler, whoever you are. I’d like to buy you your first legal shot of “shut the hell up.” Cheers! I mean, Full house!