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Olsen Twins Coffee Table Book. Ironic?

Author: ibbb
Last Major Update: February 28, 2008

The Olsen Sluts are in the process of writing a coffee table book that will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know” – said one of the Olsen’s. It doesn’t matter which one said it. What’s ironic is that I’m currently in the process of writing a coffee table book about how I suspect that coffee stunted the Olsen twins growth. It will be more of a “who shot JFK” approach where I will try to trace back Uncle Jessie, Ant Becky, and Uncle Joey sneaking cups of coffee to Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen on the set of Full House. Now I haven’t found anyone who wants to publish it or anyone who will read it, but I plan on sending it to Oprah and once she names it as the “must read” for her book club, my life will be changed for ever.
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Anyway, some people that will be in the Olsen’s book are: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello. The book titled, Influence” will be out in the Fall. If you’ve ever dreamed of having an Olsen or two sitting on your coffee table, now’s your chance!

 

Oh and, by the way, my book will be called, “The One Where Michelle Fell Off the Horse and Lost Her Memory.” Catchy.

 

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