Olsen Twins Coffee Table Book. Ironic?

The Olsen Sluts are in the process of writing a coffee table book that will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know” – said one of the Olsen’s. It doesn’t matter which one said it. What’s ironic is that I’m currently in the process of writing a coffee table book about how I suspect that coffee stunted the Olsen twins growth. It will be more of a “who shot JFK” approach where I will try to trace back Uncle Jessie, Ant Becky, and Uncle Joey sneaking cups of coffee to Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen on the set of Full House. Now I haven’t found anyone who wants to publish it or anyone who will read it, but I plan on sending it to Oprah and once she names it as the “must read” for her book club, my life will be changed for ever.

Oh and, by the way, my book will be called, “The One Where Michelle Fell Off the Horse and Lost Her Memory.” Catchy.