Finally! The secret has been uncovered! People used to always wonder why The Olsen Sluts never smiled, but now we can be pretty sure that itâs somehow tied to their eyebrows. Perhaps itâs a twin thing that traces all the way back to the birth canal. Olsen birth canalâŠ.gross. Anyway, new Olsen eyebrows tend to make Olsenâs smile, which allows us to see Olsen teeth, which arenât as nice as youâd think theyâd be. One of the Olsenâs, it doesnât matter which one, was all smiles recently. Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen was at the Calvin Klein Resort 2009 Collection an just couldnât wipe that smirk off her face. Maybe she was thinking about that time when DJ Tanner had her in the shopping cart and was singing âLollipops and Gummi Bears Are My Favorite Treatâ while they tried to raise money for Danny and Ant Beckyâs 24-hour telethon? I know that usually makes me smile.So are these eyebrows the new trend? I hope not. I donât want to see girls with eyebrows that dudes from Staten Island have.