Finally, a reason why the Olsen’s don’t typically smile! It all makes complete sense to me. Lookin’ pretty Mark-Ashley-Kate-Michelle-Olsen-Tanner-Gibbler III! Lookin’ pretty! One of the Olsen Sluts (makes no difference which one) was leaving Linday’s old stomping grounds, Chateau Marmont, when a photographer actually scored some Olsen teeth. Olsen teeth are clearly a delicacy in many parts of the world, including our own backyard! A smiling Olsen provides the world with a much non-needed Kelly Clarkson vibe. I read that on a fortune cookie once.