My Little Olsen, Slut Lips Olsen, I Like to Brush Her Curly Hair

Now here’s an Olsen for ya!  I’m not sure which Olsen this one is, but I’m going to guess, “Shecky Olsen?”  Shecky Olsen smeared on her whore-red lipstick, permed her hair like Kimmy Gibbler, and headed out to the 125th Anniversary of the Metropolitan Oprah House in Lincoln Center, NYC, yesterday.  125 years?  Isn’t America only like 100 years old?  I’m confused.

Anygeekburgerwithcheese, Michelle Tanner has really come a long way from her days of competing in the annual downhill soapbox derby championship, with the help of Aunt Becky, of course.  Sure she wanted to drop out of the race when Kenny made comments about who girls shouldn’t be in the race, but she stuck with it.  And look at her now!  Not only did she compete in the race, but she grew up to be a real grown up skank.  I bet Kenny is punching himself in the basket after realizing he could have gotten some flat Olsen ass.  We all make mistakes, Kenny, we all make mistakes.