I’ve been hitting the Olsen lottery lately! An indistinguishable Olsen was at The Cinema Society and Sony Cierge Host a Screening of “The Wackness” the other night. Who cares, right? Exactly. Except this is one of the best Mary-Michelle-Ashely-Kate-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen sightings of ALL time, for me, because this Olsen is dressed all Japanese and stuff AND it reminds me of that one Full House episode when Michelle calls Japan and just says “Moshi Moshi dude!” That was a defining moment in your life too…like it was in mine, right? Right??
Anyway, this Olsen is almost ready to show teeth, but not quite yet. Ever since I read that article that states that instead of saying “cheese” when their picture is taken they say “prune” so they get that shit-smile I can’t look at them the same. They should be saying “Uncle Jesse is it ok to cry” when their picture is taken. At least I would crack a smile. Whores.