Is My Little Olsen Sassin' Me?

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Ohhhhhh the Olsen Sluts are pissed!  From the looks of it, it looks like they just knocked over a 7-11.  I bet their bags are filled with hot dogs and Slurpee’s.  Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen and her sister, Shecky Olsen, were all angry looks and side-eye huffs as they made their way through LAX over the weekend.  I like to picture the Olsen’s on a plane.  It makes me happy.  I bet they don’t have to pay for a seat if they sit on someones lap.  If I were on the plane I’d let Shecky Olsen sit on my lap and I’d put my hand up her shirt and turn her into a puppet.  We would, of course, reenact scenes from the Full House episode where Papouli kicked the bucket and Michelle asked Uncle Jesse if it was ok to cry.  It’s not ok, Michelle, it’s not.  You’re not ok.

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