

This Olsen is also displaying her hand in a friendly sort of gesture that says to the public “Good evening. I am approachable” while her other hand is placed firmly over her stomach, which says, “A baby would live in here, but the space is currently being occupied by diet pills and undigested Splenda packets.” This Olsen better watch her back because that shadow has been behind her in every single picture. I wonder who it is? Oh wait.