Hey, that’s my Olsen! I’m not sure which Olsen this actually is, so I’m going to guess it’s the secret triplet Olsen named “Shecky.” Shecky Olsen attended The Cinema Society’s Screening of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” Boring. I think it’s more interesting if Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen was attending the “Michelle Tanner Finds Multiple Reasons to Not Sleep in Her Big Girl Bed Until Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, and Danny Tanner Sing “Teddy Bear” to Her via Bad Elvis Impersonations” screening. Just me? Crickets?
To be honest, if I ever saw this Olsen at night in an alley I would just throw her my wallet and run the other way.