One of the Olsenâs, doesnât matter which one, as at the âSeventh on Sale Galaâ yesterday right here in New York City. Tricky Olsenâs in the city! Iâll be keeping my eye out for you. Regardless Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen was showing some teeth last night and, I must say, I now understand why The Olsen Sluts typically donât smile. I just assumed it was because they werenât rich enough or that were so malnourished that they couldnât flex their smile muscles, but apparently itâs because they look like retards when they do. Who knew that Olsen Teeth would be so shocking. Therefore they should live by this motto: âA Tight-Lipped Olsen is a Better Olsen.â Repeat that in the mirror 3 times each morning and theyâll be good to go.Iâm clearly not big into fashion, and such, but was this a costume party? Why does Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen look like he/she is wearing her motherâs clothes? Oh, and by âmotherâs clothesâ I really mean âAnt Beckyâs.â