Papouli must be rolling over in his grave right now. Oppa! Mary-Michelle-Ashley-Kate-Gibbler-Tanner-Olsen was caught smoking and making out with someone on the streets of New York City over the weekend. Looks like someone learned a thing or two from watching reruns of the Full House episode titled “Gia’s Makeout Party.” Even though Stephanie never wanted to makeout at that party you know it was only because her chin was getting in the way. How rude! She looked like a geek burger with cheese when Danny showed up to bail her, soon to be, meth ass out of that party. Where was I going with this?
Anytroll, this indistinguishable Olsen in question looks like a dream come true with her big sunglasses and lit cigarette that is millimeters away from burning her boyfriends face. Honestly, I’d rather make sweet love to a used ashtray than put my tongue in that Olsen mouth that must smell and taste like Misty 120’s. Smoking kills, stupid. You have a billion dollars to spend. Try to stay alive.