- I accidentally answered the iron again
- I was cleaning the doorknobs and tripped into it
- I was teaching my cat how to box and got a paw to the eye
- I was practicing “snapping” and it got a little out of control
- It’s not a black-eye, it’s a pimple
- I got halfway through my nose job and then chickened out
- It’s not a black-eye, don’t be so racist.
You see, there are many options she could use. Or, she could think of a creative excuse on her own. Here at IBBB, we’re always here to help in any way we can. Oh, and by “help” I really mean “not get involved.”