Technically, do you really need to be “armed” to be OJ Simpson and to rob someone? I’d think that just having OJ break into your place with a bag of feathers and glitter would be horrifying enough. I’d just pretend to already be dead. That, my friends, is why it’s always important to carry ketchup packets with you. You never know when you’ll need to play a stab victim. You just never know. Words to live by. Do what you will with it.