Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI. Nice!

Lindsay who? Fine, so I’m reporting this about 12 hours after everyone else but it’s still worth mentioning that Mischa Barton, star of ???, has been arrested for driving under the influence, possession of a narcotics (narc alert!), driving with a suspended license, and for being a complete bore (ok I made that last one up). As a sidenote, what technically is a “Mischa?” Stupid. Hopefully she’ll get charged with a retarded name too. Mischa was using her car as a missile and declaring jihad on West Hollywood around 2:45 AM when she was driving in about 15 different lanes. Mischa was being held on $10,000 bail.
My thoughts? Yay! She’s paving the way for more celebrities facing jail-time. With Lindsay on the straight and narrow (and boring) and Britney just up to her typical tricks I was really hoping that someone would be spending some time in the slammer. Thanks Mischa.

Also, that’s a great mugshot. Again, is the camera man hanging by a rope from the ceiling? As more on this story develops I’ll be sure not to report on anything as I am already bored with this story.

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