- Massive littering whilst having mom-face
- Public intoxication whilst having mom-face
- Jaywalking whilst having mom-face
- Trespassing the old set of Melrose Place whilst having mom-face
Please note the above picture is not Heather Locklear’s official mugshot, this is just simply creative and future award-winning photoshopping from IBBB. Also, somewhere Denise Richards is high-fiving Irv.
UPDATE: Heather was allegedly arrested for suspicion of driving while under the influence…all whist having mom-face.
UPDATE # 2: Ch-ch-check out Heather Locklear’s official mugshot. Were they shooting this through a screen? How come she didn’t pose it out like Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole? She could have at least smiled. Rude.