Doh! Worse than an American Idol āafter the breakā cliffhanger, the zany and wacky doctor in the Anna Nicole Smith case now knows what has killed her, but will leave us hanging until Monday at 10:30 AM. What Dr. Perper is going to disclose to the public is āgoing to be a significant announcement,ā according to the spokesperson for the Seminole Police Department.
Iām going to wager a few guess on what I think killed Anna Nicole. Letās see if Iām right on Monday:
- Anna chocked to death on Sugar-Pieās hairball
- Zsa Zsa Gabor bitch-slapped her to death
- Her boobs exploded
- She snorted Trimspa and karate kicked her way out of a 4 story building
- Global warming
My money is on Global Warming, as it is a silent killer. Wait, or is that Carbon Monoxide?